Rise of the Triad

Rise of the Triad

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HOW TO GET HIGH IN ROTT13
By OCTANE 98
So this guide will describe the basics of how to get high in ROTT13, dont get me wrong, we will not go to the top of a mountain.
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Marijuana
1.Go to the garden of your neighbor
2. Get an axe
3. Start collecting his grass
4.Roll into a joint
5.Light up a match, smoke.

Thats the effect :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVIGZ0uvVE
Now go play ROTT ! Kill everyone!!
Heroin
1. Get some honey on a spoon
2. Now pour some bber on it
3. Pour MORE alcohol on it
4. Open your blood vessels with a saw or a knife (or just kill yourself)
5. Pour the stuff on your blood

Here is the effect : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifGtPnqmUJM

Cocaine
Same as heroin, but makes you more agressive.
1. Make a porridge (go to the internet you lazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im not a cook dont ask me how to make it)
2. Pour milk on it
3. Add ice, and uncooked burger meat
4. Put it in the oven (or send it to hell, legit option)

Eat this stuff
Effect : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3zJXX5hE9s

Now your weapons in ROTT13 do x2 more damage (not)
RARE EFFECT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR1mWjkTigQ
105.97 % CHANCE OF HAPPENING, CAUTION.
LSD
OK PLEASE READ THIS WARNING FIRST :
DO NOT USE THIS DRUG IF YOU ARE UNDER 4 YEARS OLD.
THANK YOU

So we come to the the most evil drug ever, LSD (Dat beatless reference (L)ucy in the (S)ky with (D)iamonds, go ♥♥♥♥ your self)
1. Get mentos mint flavor
2. Take ♥♥♥♥ (optional)
3. Add Koka Kolla to the mentos
4. Put 50 $ into the Koka Mentos mess
5. Add Uranium (optional, just to make the effect better, TIP : The richest uranium is Iranium, which is in iran)
6. Microwave.

Effect : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq0V4uUs1Jg



What the ♥♥♥♥ you have done, earth, our planet, exploded.
Now i have to live in uranus
im going to castrate your ass
CONCLUSION
So after all, you are high (no, not on the mountain k)
if there are other sorts of drugs tell and i will test them out.
BOO
1 Comments
beancat 28 Feb, 2014 @ 5:34am 
Fuck you I wanted to go to the top of a montain.