War of Rights

War of Rights

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How to speak French for War of Rights
By HON HON, BAGUETTE
Hello mes amis, i am LE GREAT FRENCHMAN OF THE FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION! Yes yes i know, there is no need for applause. I am here on a mission to take down Les enemies that stand in my way *cough cough* rebels *cough cough*. But i have seen a lacking of my men and as such i need to recruit men straight from the ranks of the Americans. SO here is a guide on how to speak LE FRENCH FOR OUR GREAT BATTLES POUR NAPOLEON!!! I AM THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF NAPOLEON HIMSELF!!!
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First thing's first
To start, you must have an outrageous French accent mon ami and whenever you fire your weapon, you must yell as loud as you can "TAKE THAT YOU REBEL/UNION PIG DOGS!". When you charge, you must fix Le baguette bayonet and yell "TAKE MY BAGUETTE BAYONET YOU UNCULTURED SWINES! HON HON HON HON HOOOON". To enhance the feeling of Le bakery, you must rant about France et les croissants and of course as loud as your vocal cords can possibly handle so that the enemy will cower in FEAR OF OUR GREAT HON HON'ERY. You have now succeeded in being the most amazing Frenchman in the whole game(but not better than me of course hon hon). VERY WELL DONE MES AMIS.
Secondly
If you have made it this far, VERY GOOD JOB! BUT TO CARRY ON, YOU MUST FIGHT IN THE NAME OF NAPOLEON! I AM THE EMPEROR OF FRANCE! Very good plot twist i know. If you pledge your allegiance to me to fight against those who oppose our FRENCH WAYS, I SHALL GRANT YOU ALL THE BAGUETTES YOU WANT AFTER LE WAR! COME ON MES AMIS, WE MUST FIGHT IN THIS WAR FOR OUR BAGUETTES, FOR OUR CROISSANTS AND FOR FRAAAANCE! HOOOON HON HON HON.
To conclude...
If you have taken all the steps to be a good French legionnaire in this war, fighting to free our baguettes from the pig dogs, then your team will surely win! You will also gain the title of "Enlisted but very loud and entertaining Frenchy man", a great honour i shall give to you my good little baguetties. NOW GO AND MAKE ME PROUD BY WINNING IN OUR GREAT BAGUETTE WAR!
33 Comments
Gerard "Dumpster" Ramos 9 Jul, 2024 @ 11:47am 
C'est vrai nous parlons ca
Bouncer 9 Jun, 2024 @ 7:54am 
Well, what about the people that actually speak French? LOL Mon amis, Je peux parle Francais tour les jour! Cette est tres bon. Ces pour le WOR personnes, Pour Le francais Americains! LOL
BRUTAL BUNDY 15 Apr, 2023 @ 3:35pm 
At least France can host the best World Wars.
[501e] Pfc. Andy Teatch 15 Feb, 2023 @ 4:40pm 
je sais pas ce que les gens ont avec du pain mais bon c'est terriblement raciste et je dirais qu'on est tous humain et qu'importe n'autre langue ont saigne et ont pisse tous de la même couleur ont à vu des français faire l'effort de parler anglais mais très peu d'anglais ou d'américain parler français ils faut se respecté je pence c'est le maitre mot parsque ont est des humain pas des sauvage
TrenchDigger 9 Oct, 2022 @ 5:46am 
Merci mon ami. je parley fracais tre bien (Spelling is definitely wrong)
rickycheese 19 Sep, 2022 @ 12:40pm 
i like this fellow already
Rev. MacDonnell 15 Mar, 2022 @ 10:30pm 
The most amazing guide I have ever laid my eyes upon. :flagvsflag:
Shtinky 9 Feb, 2022 @ 8:24am 
Viva wine!!
None Chucks 5 Feb, 2022 @ 10:44pm 
VIVA LA FRANCE
CogkillerSG 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:02am 
HON HON HON