"Well, you look nervous. Is it the scars? Do you wanna know how I got them? So I had a wife. Beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much, who tells me I oughta smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries, she can't take it. I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars! So, I stick a razor in my mouth and do this to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now i'm always smiling!"