BASED

I wish I could say I made that, but I can't. So I just leave a thumbs up!

hahahaha!!! haha HEHEHE WOOOO
that is true

being good at game dosen't mean that game is good

ace ace ace are you blind?

So in short you suck at the game.

no

This is accurate.
Also Eternal virgin is jumping through Bowser castle stuff, including floating spinning spike balls and such. It is just a bad pardoy.

And what I really dont get: The beginning of Eternal.
New-Doom Ending was without a stupid floating base. But I start in eternal on one and dont know why or what. It feels just like a huge disconnect already at the beginning. Why should I care about doom-idiot and the world?
Also; the usage of skulls everywhere is just ridiculous and dumb as heck. I bet some designer was running out of ideas.
"Skulls! Skulls are scary! And lots of organic meat levels! No one has done them before. And we only need one color for them: red! Saves lost of storage!"

you forgot that chad slayer can actually reload the super shotgun whereas eternal virgin takes his damn time