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God Can
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"My boy, do you hate going to church? Now introducing: the God Can! God really is everywhere, and now he took the form of a mass-produced product! Just one quick spray, and your adorable little face will meet God! The God Can, because God can!" ~The J-Offs

The modern church, now with 50% of the normal diddling!

This mod adds the God Can, a consumable item based on a fake infomercial created by Tipsy Duck. You can buy them from the Penguin Bay for 1,995 pixels each.

See the infomercial to get a good idea on what the item does to you when you use it.

Side effects may include: convulsions, loss of faith, switching of orifices, ingrown eyes, dry mouth, loss of appetite, rashes, ritualistic lashes, unintentional rhyming, hallucinations, enjoying christian music, sudden hatred of homosexuals, decrease in usage of contraception, trailer parks seem appealing, anxiety, permanent headache, virgin pregnancies, WWJD bracelets, hit and miss jokes, starvation, immobility, uncontrollable levitation, glowing, internal hemorrhaging, spontaneous combustion, exploding, yaddayaddayaddablablablah AND MANY MORE!
DISCLAIMER: This product has not been approved by the Protectorate Department of Interstellar Agriculture, or been properly tested on Avians. We are not to be held liable for any scattered inventories, respawning fees, or triggered permadeaths that may occur as a result of slowly and painfully dying experiencing a divine intervention after consuming this product.
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khel'azul 7 febr. la 3:21 
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ArcticTwister 11 mai 2024 la 17:35 
this thing was created by satan to trick us onto not goign to church. and then we die by its contents. moral of teh story is to go to church whenever its time, even if you have alot on your plate you should always squeeze it in -Mj the 1st 12:35
Bro 7 apr. 2024 la 15:29 
what does it do???
Glue addicted slugcat 6 apr. 2023 la 15:38 
Fix for the effects if you didn't read what it does (like me): Entering a mech removes the effects.
Hope this helped.
Sandwich™ 5 mart. 2022 la 8:26 
Dont drink its stun you and gives you not so good effects
The Cheese Man 5 dec. 2021 la 9:48 
this can has neurotoxin btww
Robert 4 nov. 2021 la 1:17 
Did god became a can of soda?
Band Kid <3 5 sept. 2021 la 15:36 
DEVILCAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Band Kid <3 5 sept. 2021 la 15:29 
WUT THE HECK
Rem 7 aug. 2021 la 5:02 
Capital C