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How to speak wiz germans ze right way

โดย ✪ Deven has 8 friends | 私を殺してツ

How To Understand these beer-drinkin, salty creatures.
Study Carefully!

In this guide I will teach you how to play with germans

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✪ Deven has 8 friends | 私を殺してツ
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Understanding germans

German catchphrases

Thanks

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Understanding germans

These are phrases germans often say and what they mean.
1) "Halt deine Schnauze/Fresse" -> he wants you to talk to him more often, it seems you are too quiet.
2) "Mach mal kills du Spast" -> He compliments you for your solid performance as a csgo player and tells you that he is disabled.
3) "ich ficke deine Mutter du H.rensohn" -> He has romantic interest in your mother.
4) "Junge was ist das?" -> He is surprised at his bad gameplay.
5) "Sprech Deutsch du scheiß Ausländer" -> His dream is that german should be a world language and dislikes you because you can't speak german.
6) "Was schimmelt der Zigeuner da in der Ecke rum?" -> He is again surprised that an enemy would not rush him since in his mind, every game is a copy of Call of Duty.
7) "Warum immer ich?" -> At this point, his mental health is broken and he questions his life choices.

German catchphrases

Now some catchphrases you should know when you play with germans.

When a german player plays bad -
- Dein Zielwasser ist wohl Adelskrone.
- Hitler war nicht mal Deutscher und selbst der hat mehr kills.
When a german player plays good - Der Hase läuft bei dir.
When you need a drop- Leg ma ne Waffe
When he won't drop you - Drop jetzt ma ne Waffe verdammte Scheiße.
When you want so save - Ich packs einfach nich.
When you clutched a round - JABA JIBI
When you want to rush - Rein in die Olga!
When you won the game - Ehre, genommen. Vorhaut, genommen. Leben, genommen.
When you won an eco round - Das war n Stöß-chen auf die Mös-chen.
When your teammate needs to clutch Bruder, mach jetzt nicht diesen.
When someone in the other team is good - Der hat doch an man!.
When the germans want to kick you - Das ist doch wohl eine Frechheit!
When something went wrong - Bruder muss los

Thanks

Thanks for reading this guide.
Yes this guide is trash.
Yes I am trash for writing it.
As always, don't rate this guide and don't favorite this guide.

s/o to sl0th who inspired me to do this.

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Chemical Chef 5 ธ.ค. 2023 @ 8: 22pm

Ich nehme diesen Guide hiermit zur Kenntnis

Manfred_53_arbeitssuchend 4 พ.ย. 2023 @ 4: 38pm

Ist sehr gut ;)

RSZ- 2 ก.ย. 2022 @ 1: 09pm

Bester Guide überhaupt :)

⸸ RΞPHAYER ⸸ 27 มิ.ย. 2022 @ 7: 59pm

It will work so jetzt aber nichts wie rein in die Olga

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76561199226394475 16 มิ.ย. 2022 @ 4: 04am

ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same
GER: Such dir eine Sache aus der Liste aus und schreib es unter mein Profil und ich mache es auch bei dir
RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу тем же!

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bepis 23 พ.ค. 2022 @ 8: 04am

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ok 5 พ.ค. 2022 @ 8: 27am

Noice

The1and0nly 2 พ.ค. 2022 @ 8: 43am

approved by the vaterland

Queen Movement I. 25 ก.พ. 2022 @ 8: 33am

I'm german and approve this guide

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