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How to speak wiz germans ze right way

Tekijältä ✪ Deven has 8 friends | 私を殺してツ

How To Understand these beer-drinkin, salty creatures.
Study Carefully!

In this guide I will teach you how to play with germans

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✪ Deven has 8 friends | 私を殺してツ
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Understanding germans

German catchphrases

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Understanding germans

These are phrases germans often say and what they mean.
1) "Halt deine Schnauze/Fresse" -> he wants you to talk to him more often, it seems you are too quiet.
2) "Mach mal kills du Spast" -> He compliments you for your solid performance as a csgo player and tells you that he is disabled.
3) "ich ficke deine Mutter du H.rensohn" -> He has romantic interest in your mother.
4) "Junge was ist das?" -> He is surprised at his bad gameplay.
5) "Sprech Deutsch du scheiß Ausländer" -> His dream is that german should be a world language and dislikes you because you can't speak german.
6) "Was schimmelt der Zigeuner da in der Ecke rum?" -> He is again surprised that an enemy would not rush him since in his mind, every game is a copy of Call of Duty.
7) "Warum immer ich?" -> At this point, his mental health is broken and he questions his life choices.

German catchphrases

Now some catchphrases you should know when you play with germans.

When a german player plays bad -
- Dein Zielwasser ist wohl Adelskrone.
- Hitler war nicht mal Deutscher und selbst der hat mehr kills.
When a german player plays good - Der Hase läuft bei dir.
When you need a drop- Leg ma ne Waffe
When he won't drop you - Drop jetzt ma ne Waffe verdammte Scheiße.
When you want so save - Ich packs einfach nich.
When you clutched a round - JABA JIBI
When you want to rush - Rein in die Olga!
When you won the game - Ehre, genommen. Vorhaut, genommen. Leben, genommen.
When you won an eco round - Das war n Stöß-chen auf die Mös-chen.
When your teammate needs to clutch Bruder, mach jetzt nicht diesen.
When someone in the other team is good - Der hat doch an man!.
When the germans want to kick you - Das ist doch wohl eine Frechheit!
When something went wrong - Bruder muss los

Thanks

Thanks for reading this guide.
Yes this guide is trash.
Yes I am trash for writing it.
As always, don't rate this guide and don't favorite this guide.

s/o to sl0th who inspired me to do this.

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Chemical Chef 5.12.2023 klo 20.22

Ich nehme diesen Guide hiermit zur Kenntnis

Manfred_53_arbeitssuchend 4.11.2023 klo 16.38

Ist sehr gut ;)

RSZ- 2.9.2022 klo 13.09

Bester Guide überhaupt :)

⸸ RΞPHAYER ⸸ 27.6.2022 klo 19.59

It will work so jetzt aber nichts wie rein in die Olga

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76561199226394475 16.6.2022 klo 4.04

ENG: Choose the one that's on the list and write in my profile, I will answer the same
GER: Such dir eine Sache aus der Liste aus und schreib es unter mein Profil und ich mache es auch bei dir
RUS: Выберите что то одно из этого списка и напишите в моём профиле, отвечу тем же!

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bepis 23.5.2022 klo 8.04

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland!!!!

ok 5.5.2022 klo 8.27

Noice

The1and0nly 2.5.2022 klo 8.43

approved by the vaterland

Queen Movement I. 25.2.2022 klo 8.33

I'm german and approve this guide

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