You'll need it later.









Can also be used to improvise bandanas. Like spray-on cheese, but for your head.

If you need to cry, remember these are not eye drops.

You know you need it.









Do not place shades directly over eyes like a common mouth breather. This guy is a medal winning user of primary input, so do what he does.

Typical primary input in its red licorice container.




Ignore the idiot trying to write "ASDFUK", he knows neither grammar nor timing.

Tiny drop of blood is correct button.





Do not affix input device to hand with superglue as shown here.






This is also correct button.

You just can't go wrong with an apple.










Science is extremely complicated mathematics. If you can see the planetary science inside your input device, you failed an earlier step and have applied the shades directly over your eyes.




Nobody can help you now.

Apply item 1 to secondary input, and item 2 to primary input.

Remember, it's 2->1 and 1->2.

Do not let these numbers or their order of appearance confuse you in any way.





Ask random people on your friendslist for help if you have no idea what you're doing or why.

Shown here is your entire friendslist cooperating to get to saferoom, with a helpful spectator pointing out your many mistakes.

This is what a successful winner's installation looks like.


If your results bear no resemblance to this, type "!kickspecs" in chat and blame your friends and/or teammates.

This is what your life will be like from now on.








It may also be X-axis abuse on Hard Rain, but we honestly have no clue.

Use this to get far away from them as fast as possible.


It's your god-given right to be alone in this game. They scream way too much anyway.





Another spatial separation enhancement device. Throw copious amounts of these at your teammates if they get too close.



+ Works without increasing actual distance.
+ Good if you're stuck in saferoom.








GOOD LUCK!!!