a switchflip is the thing that happens when you flick your lights on in a room (such as your basement), but it also happens to be the special move of the character switch from lethal league, and it is essential to be able to play him at peak performance level: cutting on carbs, lifting every hour and ditching natty in favour steroids will let you enter the realm of the flip of switch

one can identify a switchflip in the way the titular hip hop robot does an aerial trick with his stand-on-top wheeled board, in which it just revolves really fast and deflects the ball: the effects can be devastating for the unfortunate bloke on the receiving end

however, even after intense training in preparation, this move requires such a complex input that i thought it would be helpful to point out some tips, so i would suggest you read up if you want to be one of the top dog professionals in the biz

THIS IS A DISCLAIMER FOR ANYONE SEEKING TO UNCOVER THE SECRETS OF THE SWITCHFLIP
DO NOT PERFORM THIS INPUT WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION: ONE OR TWO ADULTS ARE REQUIRED IN ORDER TO ENSURE SAFETY FOR THE PLAYER, AS UNWANTED FECAL EVACUATIONS COULD HAPPEN IN THE PROCESS (it might get really messy and freak up the timing)

THIS IS ANOTHER DISCLAIMER TO TAKE IN MIND
DO THE COOKING BY THE BOOK, DON'T SKIP ANY OF THE NECESSARY STEPS FOR THIS POWER MOVE, NUMEROUS PLAYERS HAVE REPORTED SUDDEN ATTACKS FROM A DARK-SKINNED GOBLINESQUE MIDGET BENEATH THEIR DESKS, RESULTING IN PARTIAL TESTICULAR AMPUTATION (!)

now that we got that out of the way, please proceed at your own risk

here's all the required steps to perform a switchflip successfully:

• first of all you need to make sure you're anywhere near the ball, but carefully so you don't get an awkward nosejob from the high speed projectile
  
  
• next up you want to hit the ball by pressing the swing button a couple of times, this can be a frustrating task as you won't be switchflipping yet
  
  
• you will see a blue bar below your character (which is the robot) on your heads up display fill up completely, that is when you will know you must perform the power move
  
  
• now comes the tricky part, you have to rub copious ammounts of fryer grease on your ♥♥♥♥♥ body (preferrably cold) as you recite a verse of the quran in arabic but with a funny german accent before swinging, this will come naturally as you practice
  
  
• as you do this you also have to keep an eye on the match as one false move can cost you a successful switchflip and a stock, i suggest using your toes for playing
  
  
• the difficulty of this input culminates in this point, you must swing at the ball TWICE in the desired direction: not once, not three times, so you don't develop carpal tunnel from a botched switchflip attempt

congratulations, you have pulled off a successful flip of the switch and can continue the rest of the match

BROTIP: instead of tapping the swing button double-time, you can swing then press grab if you're feeling extra sassy

recent scientific studies have brought to the public eye that a hidden variant of this power move called the godflip exists, and happens every once solstice because of the unlikelyhood of a player having any knowledge of the technique

however, i do know how to perform this secret variation myself, so i will share with you the steps necessary to ensure godflip success:

• proceed to perform the usual steps to achieve a full meter as you play the funky metal man
  
  
• HOWEVER, once you have the meter full, instead of the usual switchflip procedure you have to write a fluent translation in mandarin of the following phrase on a piece of paper: I AM A PRETTY WISCONSIN BOY, MY SHINS ARE SMOOTH AND SILKY
  
  
• this is quintessential in order to fend off the aforementioned mystery amputation goblin, as the execution deviates from standard laws of flip switch and requires special permission that is only granted with this piece of paper
  
  
• you may now hit the taunt button as you jump in the air to unleash the rage of a thousand suns in reduced hitlag, the angle can be tweaked with the directional keys

this ancient piece of knowledge will help guarantee your victory in this hellscape of a doggy dog world

REBROTIP: you can also do the directional switch if he is doing a regular flip upside down, despite not only still having the same hitlag, but also agitating the goblin slightly

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