"[Read in Scout's voice; to the tune of Jingle Bells]
Dashing through the halls,
Carryin' a case.
I hope that I don't fall,
I'm bein' freakin' chased!

If I get caught,
Then I'm really done!
I'm not gonna get shot,
'Cause we've nearly won!

Stupid mercs,
Chasin' me
'Cause I'm doin' my job!
If you want
Your freakin' case
Then next time don't get robbed!"