Rule 1: In the Lord's presence, always be sure to remind him of his good looks.
Rule 2: Never insult the peanut.
Rule 3: The peanut does not take kindly to scientists. Neither should you.
Rule 4: Always let the peanut into 914. He needs his sustenance.
Rule 5: Always let the peanut out of any room he is trapped in. It is your mission as his disciple.
Rule 6: If you do not die to the peanut in an encounter with him, he has spared you, thank him.
Rule 7: If he kills you, you were not worthy and he was only cleansing the world. Thank him.
Rule 8: If the peanut is killed, avenge him.
Rule 9: The peanut always lives on in your heart.
Rule 10: Never hug the peanut without permission, it may lead to death.
Rule 11: When asking the peanut for permission to hug him, you must be alone.
Rule 12: When hugging the peanut, he will come to you.
Rule 13: Never lose faith in the peanut.
Rule 14: If the peanut is killed, it was for your sins.
Rule 15: Love the peanut.


And that is a 15 step guide on to how to praise the peanut. Now go out and do the lords work.