"#312 +(2134)- [X]<Tux> gimme a P, gimme an A, gimme a N, gimme an I, gimme a T, gimme an E, gimme an S! Whats that spell?

<Tux> PANTIES!

<Tux> er

<Tux> not really

<Tux> but it was close!
#660 +(469)- [X]<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw

<DigDug> wtf did that say?

<hypr> i dunno

<hypr> what i said
#1035 +(417)- [X]<lux0r> don't make me /molest you
#1585 +(2653)- [X]<vortex502> 3+5

<vortex502> oops

<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open
#2925 +(372)- [X]<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word?

<evenpar123> dog?

<evenpar123> That's my slave name.  My new name is "dogg"
#3565 +(59)- [X]<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture

<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'

*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)

*** DMC[tiky] ([email protected]) has joined

<DMC[tiky]> haha

<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face
#4260 +(372)- [X]<McMoo> My computer's maximum uptime: 4w 2d 15h 39m 3s, set on Tue, Feb 19 2002 at 5:53:00p

<McMoo> LOOK AT HOW BIG MY ♥♥♥♥ IS

<McMoo> 4 WEEKS BIG!!!!!!!
#5276 +(311)- [X]<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off?

<maff> yeah I reinstalled windows
#6217 +(582)- [X]<b[a]rt> hey guest1!

<Guest1> hi

<b[a]rt> what's up?

<Guest1> male
#6853 +(269)- [X]* t watches win2k grind to a halt

<greg> Give it some credit.  It slows down quickly.
#7870 +(136)- [X]=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet

<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT

<MetalJoe> problem?

<eltawater> you could say that

<MetalJoe> heh

<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything

<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees
#8072 +(210)- [X]*** LiL^EbBiE was kicked by Avatar (it's rude to not reply when someone's talking to you)

<Avatar> i'm gonna be a great father

<arturo> sif

<arturo> you'll just gaffer tape them up when they say rude words and kick them out of the room every time they play up
#9022 +(31)- [X]<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic

<neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either
#10117 +(354)- [X]<Guilty> I had lilo and stitch all along

<Mass> you have it ?

<Guilty> I just didnt realize its 1 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CD

<Mass> ohh dood send

<var> ill pretend both of you didnt just say that

<var> and we can still be friends
#16112 +(1193)- [X]<@ataribaby> did you know birds actually have sex?

<@ataribaby> that disturbs me

<@shagman> you didn't think they did?

<@shagman> they just divided into new birds?
#22806 +(98)- [X]<Scofco> being a global operator is annoying, you see everyone that comes and goes from the server

<phaded> the things some people complain about...
#36365 +(25)- [X]<pr0tM4n_> anyone interested in 8 fatty mcse books? the ebay ♥♥♥♥ doesnt want to pay shipping

<ESD-Wyrk> no thanks, I got the movie
#40486 +(217)- [X]<Soulfly-> come on simo we all know what u do on those long brisbane to sunshine coast train trips..

<Soulfly-> YOU THINK ABOUT SEX POSITIONS DONT U?

<simo> no

<simo> i wank

<Croew> oh god

* Croew has quit IRC
#45329 +(189)- [X]<Teakk> shhh

<Teakk> dont everybody talk at once

<LiamDevln> You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat...

<Teakk> Oh yeah...

<LiamDevln> If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less
#45817 +(25)- [X]* maduin hates it when photoshop has an orgasm
#48183 +(317)- [X]<eyeball> you know you're a geek when you run your webcam software to see what you look like instead of going to the bathroom mirror
#50930 +(520)- [X][ @Hammer ] Okay, I was going to have some Count Chocula, so I started pouring a bowl. But then I ran out before I filled the bowl, so I just filled the rest with Cocoa Pebbles cause that was the only other cereal we had. So I open the fridge, and we have no milk, only chocolate milk. So yeah, I consumed about 5 years worth of chocolate intake in that one meal.
#55524 +(455)- [X]<pairo> you know you're doomed when you have to whois your domain registrar ID to find out your own phone number
#56885 +(152)- [X]<Alien8or> I was using a silicon gel to jack off. i had a little accident.

<Alien8or> i was really rushing and then when I cummed i rest for a bit. The silicon dried and where the silicon squished between my fingers are little spieks. I got a spiked ♥♥♥♥!

<Alien8or> heh, wait, its spiked Darth Maul style, this owns!
#65677 +(564)- [X][12:10] <KeeperX> Uptime: 1w 6d 30m 27s 74ms

[12:10] <KeeperX> that is what you can do with windows uptime, boys and girls.

[12:54] <KeeperX> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, THE COMPUTER'S ON FIRE!
#72705 +(490)- [X]<railed> this channel is like an escher drawing

<railed> we're all condescending ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but nobody's at the bottom
#75393 +(437)- [X]<toe> Man i play too many video games

<toe> I got pulled over by a cop tonite

<toe> He stands at my window and goes "So why exactly were you speeding?"

<toe> my reply? "I wasnt speeding, i was qualifying!"

<toe> $165 fine right about there.
#81910 +(54)- [X]<@Campbell> do you think he/she/it understands anything we're saying?

<@Campbell> LIke if I said...

<tiny> Hmm..

<@Campbell> small_bee: God hates you .. your mother and father hates you... THE WORLD HATES YOU

<@Campbell> DO you think he/she/it understands?

<tiny> S/he/it just might =)

<small_bee>  yeah ,i love him forever

<tiny> It's fairly direct

<tiny> ..

<tiny> Ok.

<tiny> Maybe not
#86246 +(-287)- [X]<Enchi|ada> Martin Luther King is a holiday because it is symbolic of the propensity of black people's laziness and unwillingness to work.
#96202 +(273)- [X]<Red_Sky> Time for some Yiddish freestyle rap! This one goes out to all my Rabbi homiez.

<Red_Sky> Wizzord to the oy, oy to the vay- to the 'lom shalabei, rockin with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥, true blood ♥♥♥♥♥♥! Torah torah torah! Hip to the hop to the skip to the drop, schmokin schnitzel mit my schmutzel, rock the block! I'm da freeflowin gentile schlemiel! What now!! What!
#107248 +(223)- [X]<Aury> O.o;; You all have to wait longer for movies to come out?

<leckie> Well yeah... sometimes.

<Aury> What is that, some sort of backwater hell of a town?

<leckie> It's the UK Aury.
#165207 +(328)- [X]<PitChic> here, i'm sure the women at those phone places will talk to men or women..anyone paying.

<Marcus``> horses... farm animals

<Jadralec> Marcus you mean that in USA you can call horse on phone for animal sex ??

<Jadralec> that's amazing

<Jadralec> we are far behind
#196725 +(295)- [X]<_pr1me> Nothing says christmas like handjobs in the olive garden bathroom for $2 a piece
#225813 +(318)- [X]< mf> LeeCHeSSS, i said it before and i'll say it again

< mf> you're too damn serious for the internet

< mf> go read bash.org or something

< mf> ;D

< floris> haha

<+LeeCHeSSS> I seriously dislike bash.org

<+LeeCHeSSS> And why you think I am too serious for the internet is beyond me.

< mf> LeeCHeSSS: you just answered your own question
#243745 +(963)- [X]<Swenja> If you handed people a box that said "Danger! Crotch-eating crickets inside! Do not shake! Do not open!"

<Swenja> ....ten minutes later, there'd be screaming and chirping, and crickets all over the place...
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