"#673 +(976)- [X]<makeworld> ICQ scared the ♥♥♥♥ outta me

<makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded

            like someone knocking on my window

<makeworld> ♥♥♥♥
#1021 +(115)- [X](Goemon) Is it possible to just plug a like 1GHz processor into your computer?
#1335 +(55)- [X]<lizx_:#916> i hsaid U becaude i am ficked up
#1450 +(413)- [X]<buq> Intra - do you have any other stuff that is on the same basic level as moby?

<phatkro> No one is on Moby's level

<phatkro> He's stuck on level 3, world 7 of the original Super mario Bros.
#1679 +(661)- [X]<Snapperhe> what 'flavour' of linux do you use?

<al-x> strawberry

<al-x> WITH A HINT OF NERDNILLA
#3063 +(1586)- [X]<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical

<dregan> Mehh.

<dregan> "As I lay there, with the ♥♥♥ flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"
#7479 +(325)- [X]<rlorenzon> ...and that's when i knew she was the one

<wolfnip> how did you know that?

<rlorenzon> because...i lost all my friends.
#7884 +(164)- [X]<Kamz> ur a freak chika - go pig hunting or something

<cHIKa`> I do pig hunt

<cHIKa`> Your mummas to fast these days
#9347 +(667)- [X][02:18:04] s7ank: i want to be one of those guys that types

"s/j&jd//.^$ueu*///djsls/sm."

and it's a perl script that turns dog crap into gold.
#9936 +(224)- [X]* Beerbaron oils up the chainsaw and sharpens his axe

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#11098 +(209)- [X]<S-Kicker> brb, gotta feed the dog

<S-Kicker> sum 31337 K1BB13Z N B175
#15739 +(377)- [X]* Efudd names his new firewall box "cannabis"

<Efudd> It's a gateway box!

<Efudd> To Other Bad Networks.
#16636 +(158)- [X]Doctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza

neo_crashoverride: it comes back to haunt you doc?

beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: avoid the crust, doc?

Doctor_Rohipnol: well ya
#17373 +(322)- [X]<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim

<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim

<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG ♥♥♥♥♥

* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome
#17828 +(349)- [X]<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow

<standby> i feel so cool

<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work

<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
#20230 +(880)- [X]<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini?

<sara> do i get new shoes if i answer?

<Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No
#20240 +(898)- [X]<outcaste> costume party tip #417 - If you forget to pick up a costume, just turn up in your underwear. If someone asks you what you've arrived as, just say "premature ejaculation - I came in my underwear".

<sara> oh god that's awful

<outcaste> yes, yes it is

<jimmie> what a great idea

ð jimmie/#hades makes notes

<outcaste> or...wear a condom on your nose, when people ask you what you are, just say "♥♥♥♥ knows"
#37208 +(492)- [X]<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes

<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up

<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite

<Mr_E> if there was such thing

<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then

<w|zzy> it is your celery

<Mr_E> excuse me?

<logicalentity> hehe

<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT
#37460 +(243)- [X]« Mo0ze » ye u better not be sucking on your own penis again

«@ young_einstein» i tried but im not flexible enough

<CrashMan79> Mwa ha ha ha ha ha.....

«@ Octalus» I wish i could suck my own penis

<CrashMan79> I don't

<CrashMan79> who knows where it's been
#37673 +(355)- [X]<Relioc> hmm wheres russia now

<@maximus`> still next to china
#39978 +(38)- [X]<#geekissues><ef~loosid> what i really love the best about this channel is the people sitting and espousing their theories on life as if they are fact and they know everything, its the best.
#46316 +(219)- [X]<ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff

<ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link

<ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite

<ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle

<ryda> and im just like sheeet

<milenko> ahhahaha

<milenko what did she say?

<ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen

<ryda> she pretended not to noticed

<ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol

<ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross

<milenko> what was it, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

<ryda> im not sure

<ryda> but i think it could have been ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<milenko> dude, YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#47911 +(551)- [X]<_xxpunkerz> dude what are you going to major in for college?

<Likwidoxigen> I'm gonna be a CS major... Why?

<_xxpunkerz> WOAH!!! Dude you can major in Counterstrike?
#51083 +(1592)- [X]<Duck> Gullible isn't in the dictionary

<Fred> Yeah it is dumbass.

<Fred> gul•li•ble - adj. ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (gl-bl)

<Fred> Easily deceived or duped.

<Fred> ...

<Fred> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...

<Duck> lol
#55187 +(356)- [X]impOrted megAmi: life does suck, ya know. i mean, at the bad parts, naturally.

JimBob4554: words of wisdom

JimBob4554: "life sucks when its bad"
#58531 +(508)- [X]<fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther?

<jnss> i don't say either
#58748 +(490)- [X]<@_aa_> I need more friends

<@_aa_> good ones

<@_aa_> instead of bad friends

<@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends

<biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P

<@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis to a milk crate when I'm asleep
#71269 +(288)- [X]<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s record: 2w 23h 38m 43s]

<@shawn> 12:41AM  up 33 days,  5:21, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.00, 0.00

<@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2): 5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09, 1.08

<@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s) today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s)

< m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now

<+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT 2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux

<+[nobong]>   6:13pm  up 33 days, 20:07,  1 user,  load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00

<@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P

<@Tecky> stupid ♥♥♥♥♥ ... stop with the my ♥♥♥♥ is bigger cuz i got a longer uptime bs

<@Tecky> =-]

< m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it up
#71820 +(461)- [X](m-femme): my ass is too big for hotpants haha

(m-femme): its my muscle...i have too much ass muscle..

(m-femme): haha

(doggie^): lol

([olly]): stop using it to talk then
#80940 +(29)- [X]<renegadellf> My anus is being save"