"#1306 +(393)- [X](nexxai) holy ♥♥♥♥...I was just reading a ton of IRC quotes, then got up, and it was like I entered a new dimension

(nexxai) reality.....it's weirder than you think.
#1968 +(293)- [X]<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin
#4032 +(341)- [X]<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey what's up" through icq last night

<blazemore> i didn't say anything though cause last time she said whats up she just needed a cd burned :|

<mightyflo> cdrs before hos
#4502 +(226)- [X]<Khross|Zzz> You can't have my precious ♥♥♥♥ ring.

<nilBnW|Zzz> You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead ♥♥♥♥!!
#5778 +(639)- [X]<guest> u kno what rules

<guest> introducing girls to pot

<yesue> no lie

<guest> u smoke pot alone with a girl for the first time

<guest> there is a 250% chance of getting laid
#6986 +(364)- [X]<vamp_work> some guy named Debian hacked my box and made it unstable

<vamp_work> it tells me every time I log in
#7301 +(237)- [X]<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted

<EvilMonkey> ...

<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?

<MI-Edam> no, exploded

<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something

<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH

<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!

<Suzie> your missing out

<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?

<EvilMonkey> no thanks
#7547 +(281)- [X][Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter

[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend
#8356 +(130)- [X]<Nev|Away> When did I pick on you, you ugly little horrible turd?

<Nev|Away> Give me your lunch money.
#8997 +(169)- [X]<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..

<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )

<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
#9645 +(290)- [X]<reflexive> WHAT'S COOL ABOUT THIS JOB

<reflexive> IS THAT I GET ALL THE COFFEE I WANT.

<reflexive> ehehehehhehehe.

<|reptile|> coffee blackens your teeth, taints your breath, and thrashes your nerves.

<reflexive> ...where's the downside?
#12127 +(161)- [X]<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)

<SourMilkisBad> scan it!

<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
#14304 +(459)- [X]ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves, the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT LOOKS FRELLING *REAL*

Lyme> Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were talking about ♥♥♥♥.

ElectromagneticPhantom> yeah

Lyme> I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're talking about ♥♥♥♥.

Lyme> Are you talking about ♥♥♥♥?

ElectromagneticPhantom> but this monster has no eyes, I think. and four legs

ElectromagneticPhantom> and claws and stuf

Lyme> Four-legged dickmonster

ElectromagneticPhantom> and nasty teeth

ElectromagneticPhantom> and it eats people

CommandantCleavage> four-legged ♥♥♥♥ monster? You mean men?

Lyme> four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster

ElectromagneticPhantom> it is NOT a dickmonster!

Lyme> It only eats other ♥♥♥♥.

ElectromagneticPhantom> STOP IIIIIIIT
#15417 +(243)- [X]<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult

<andyd> but it is ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY LICENSES FOR SOFTWARE WHEN THE LICENSES HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN FROM SALE,

<gardron> lol

<gardron> client?

<andyd> I can't tell.  For a moment I thought that it was a brick wall.
#15970 +(505)- [X]*** Now talking in #clubsi.com

*** Topic is 'I hate Linux because it makes me type "man mount"'

*** Set by Arctil on Wed Jul 10 16:27:12
#17301 +(151)- [X]<Claus> I sell children to old women

<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus

<Isajeep> oh my god
#20230 +(880)- [X]<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini?

<sara> do i get new shoes if i answer?

<Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No
#31542 +(141)- [X]<napster> if you have issues w/ him, take them up in msg

<bill^> no prob

<bill^> actually, when he comes back to NJ I will take it up with him with a baseball bat....

<napster> why is that?

<bill^> it is much more effective.
#34198 +(661)- [X]<nihil> I doubt my getting fired from the Dairy Queen is a bellwether of recession, but it sure is a bellwether of I stuck my wang in the butterscotch.
#34493 +(34)- [X]crt0- sex criminal?

crt0- oh smooth criminal

crt0- nevermind
#35019 +(-14)- [X]<Minion> http://www.bash.org/?69

<hpv-send> lol

<Elm> please dont link to that site

<Minion> Why not

<Elm> some of the stuff on it is not really appropriate

<Minion> On bash.org??

<Brianthe> yeah

<Elm> yes

<Minion> It's all text, bleh

<Brianthe> alot of the quotes are pretty r-rated
#36296 +(343)- [X]* inshadowhiding sets off a small sodium bomb for warmth

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<inshadowhiding> well that was efective
#37988 +(556)- [X]*** BlackNet21 ([email protected]) has joined #photography

<BlackNet21> anyone here wanna help me with a photo?

<pd_corax> A what?

<danno> wtf is a photo

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<danno> sheesh, it takes all kinds...
#40582 +(8)- [X]<Isengard> the www is BOOOOOORING!

<Isengard> ah.. no.... there's life in the old dog yet!
#40822 +(-13)- [X]<Tyger>there's something i dont understand...

<Tyger>why is it that some people are just plain stupid...?

<Tyger>i mean... i hate stupid people!

<Tetley>yeah, its a shame women try and play a role other than sex and dishwasher in the world
#50031 +(215)- [X]<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad when i have to get nickserv to release my nick
#51127 +(558)- [X]insaneFlash: man

insaneFlash: finals are taring me an ass

dogz: ah

dogz: man

dogz: are they gziping it as well?
#52799 +(159)- [X]Lundquist: d00d whats SHP

Boba Fett: what's shp?

Lundquist: sorry it seems that some pharmacy students are sending me there cw

Boba Fett: hahaha wtf for?

Lundquist: they think im a lecturer, ive just sent them a mail back saying they failed the year for blantant cheating
#58677 +(233)- [X]<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E

<Miz> there isnt anything using it!

<Cheez> hotmail?

<Miz> not visible anyway

<Miz> nope

<Miz> no windows open 'cept this

<Cheez> try killing the process

* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)

<Cheez> wrong process...
#59248 +(466)- [X]*** Laney has joined #everything

<Laney> hi.

<turboke> lo.

<ninjapenguin> in the middle
#59517 +(122)- [X]DasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican?

DasKrav: Put it under the soap.

sse2122: Bastard.
#66373 +(250)- [X]<cranefist> i love it when cool bands cover madonna

<zed> So that way you don't have to admit that you like Madonna?
#66783 +(386)- [X]<Des"