"#441 +(663)- [X]<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep

<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well
#601 +(139)- [X]<{ReNeGaDe}>  ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this?
#987 +(418)- [X]<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog

<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games
#1471 +(333)- [X]<isocat> feasting meant a lot more when people were hungrier, i guess
#1852 +(531)- [X]<maff> I prefer replacing the victims house with a giant microwave that looks exactly like their old house
#4759 +(233)- [X]<Guilty> All she wanted was a good ♥♥♥♥

<Guilty> That will stop the tears

<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube
#4878 +(304)- [X]<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram
#5269 +(490)- [X]<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS
#6281 +(453)- [X]<sylwia> Everything from this point on is dependant on you being able to relax your anus
#6664 +(1588)- [X]<qik> ur at school?

<De-Gen> yer

<qik> LOOK TEACHER IT SAYS ♥♥♥♥ ON THE SCREEN!

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#7017 +(239)- [X]<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...

<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net
#7536 +(68)- [X]<BizaSmokedout> nah amng I can hold a inteligent convrsation if you want
#7713 +(426)- [X]<TonyD> you hatiater

<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?

<TonyD> it's a word I just made up

<TonyD> someone who radiates hate
#7850 +(1070)- [X]<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina...

<psychicbug> me too

<JoeCuervo> shaddap
#7909 +(-40)- [X]<cain> farting in bed

<cain> with your gf next to you

<cain> then holding her head under the covers

<cain> yah baby yah!
#8127 +(427)- [X]<Szyslak> HAHAHAHA those wacky spanish: "Our download server can only support 300 simultaneous discharges"
#10135 +(844)- [X]<Starchild> !define PCMCIA

<CCU-Bot> DEFINING... ONE MOMENT, PLEASE

<CCU-Bot> 2 entries found for PCMCIA.

<CCU-Bot> Entry 1/2:

<CCU-Bot> PCMCIA

<CCU-Bot>  <body, standard> Personal Computer Memory Card International

<CCU-Bot>  Association. (Or People Can't Memorise Computer Industry

<CCU-Bot>  Acronyms).

<CCU-Bot> DONE - PCMCIA (Entry 1/2)

<Starchild> hey, ♥♥♥♥ you
#10984 +(613)- [X]<Seros> Did you get my hat back?

<Spleen> what kinda question is that?

<Seros> An easy one?
#11604 +(586)- [X]<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now

<Podex> OH ♥♥♥♥ STIR OCCASIONALLY
#14843 +(313)- [X]<Azadre> Computers kick ass

<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today

<Azadre> My ass hurts

<Western_Chee> i was about to buy ♥♥♥♥ from express for men

*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)

*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)

<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint

<Puedlfor> I do what I can
#24772 +(124)- [X]<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D

<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)

<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D

<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal
#27489 +(162)- [X]<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn
#27893 +(166)- [X]<Rick^y>♥♥♥♥, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang

<Rick^y>so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it

<illy>yumm...
#30590 +(630)- [X][22:19] <savant9> nothin's worse than when you're watchin a porn and all the sudden they show the expression on the guys face... i mean c'mon.. is that really what i want to see when i'm holding my ♥♥♥♥
#40586 +(160)- [X]<Jermsnap> Seen the new projector cell phones? they project their screen on the ground or a wall with lasers, up to a 20inch "screen"

<danno> that sounds incredibly useless

<Jermsnap> not at all, those screens are tiny, cant really do ♥♥♥♥ on em, now thats solved, also I believe it will make humans LOOK more futuristic.

<danno> oOOOoh...

<danno> it would make a little more sense to see that on a PDA...

<Jermsnap> PDA phones, same thing soon

<Jermsnap> I dont have a cell phone, but if I could project stuff on stuff, Id get one :)

<Jermsnap> PDA's are usaeless to a loner like me, dun work, no friends, what the hell would I put on there?

<danno> then what would you need a damn cellphone for?

<Jermsnap> hmmm... good point

<Jermsnap> :(
#44411 +(-15)- [X]<daralc> going to bed, night

* daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ

<daralc|zZZ> hmm

<daralc|zZZ> i think something is ♥♥♥♥♥♥

<daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer ♥♥♥♥ ..for atleast 5 seconds ..that is on the harddrive

<iHarrison> Hah!

<Aaron> thats a good indication i think.

<iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!
#45700 +(63)- [X]@NocSchool:  3 hours left...1 page a half left...

@NocSchool:  then i'll smoke a good bowl to forget all i've learnt :P

+SnypeTEST:  NocSchool: isnt that the american dream?
#51152 +(164)- [X]<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh"

<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
#55512 +(534)- [X]<Oriden> you have lens crafters in canada?

<EV3> yup yup

<Gregg|WaitingForUO> no

<Gregg|WaitingForUO> we just leave our visually impaired to die.

<Gregg|WaitingForUO> get hit by cars and stuff
#74636 +(283)- [X]<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

<Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for wit and charm, though.

<POINGjam> I see.

<POINGjam> He chops the ♥♥♥♥ off the wit.

<Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw attention away from the ♥♥♥♥..

<Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him.

<POINGjam> Pay no attention to the ♥♥♥♥ behind the curtain.
#75106 +(95)- [X]CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?

sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#75644 +(141)- [X]<madslim> man i've drunk so much beer today

<madslim> i feel like i've put on 500 pounds

<cutwrk> ./nick madfat
#81157 +(206)- [X]<Slayer> tbh i cba

<[S3E]Busy> there u go

<[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence

<Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good

<[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life

<Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate

<[S3E]Busy> *sigh*
#81875 +(297)- [X]<SomeKindaHate> NO SOP FOR YO

* SomeKindaHate looks for his 'u' key
#84402 +(312)- [X]<drunkers> is your real name gabe?

<Gabe-33> yes

<drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel?

<Gabe-33> no

<drunker> concider it
#98341 +(180)- [X]<DTARD> you havent peaked until youve had a conversation wth the light barely shining through the comfortor draped over your head while hanging off the top bunk and wearing plastic vampire teeth
#105612 +(583)- [X]<AssBlade> man wtf

<CobraCommander> No manual entry for wtf.
#105880 +(329)- [X]<GreenO> I made a stop-go lego-porn animation

<GreenO> It was sweet... it was inside a castle.  It involved a horse too
#113152 +(168)- [X]<Acidfreek> Last time I was pimped I ended up being banned from Sea World and I had Herpes
#124905 +(314)- [X]<Arrgh> futhermore, the DMV shall be refered to from this point"