"#79 +(1295)- [X]<SYch0> [^_^

<blazemore> cellphones will give you cancer
#2167 +(442)- [X]*** Topic in #cars is 'saab's look like confused suitcases with wheels'
#4209 +(715)- [X]<slacker> drunken sex is cool because your mind wanders

<slacker> you think about ♥♥♥♥ like...mountains
#4301 +(326)- [X](bc) i have the newest version of windows from microsoft... ♥♥♥♥ ME
#6932 +(44)- [X]<Nelson> duh; try not to make getting blown the entire meaning of your existance
#7179 +(280)- [X]<morientes> some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ just played a trick on me.. i was sitting in the couch.. well all of a sudden my jocks feel like their going up my ass crack... i try to pull out the wedge.. most pain i've ever felt... someone put chewy in my jocks and my ass hairs are all stuck together.. stuck to my jocks.. i dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe this ♥♥♥♥
#7765 +(399)- [X]<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge

<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20

<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it

<anathema> yeah

<Stonefire> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank

<faz__> haha

<anathema> haha

<koko> bahaha

<Stonefire> ya jinx'd it

<faz__> sam sells 6 copies

<n> oh yeah?

<n> well in that case

<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
#11150 +(172)- [X]<Hippie316> its HQ real media

<Hippie316> that has to be like an oxymoron for the internet
#14373 +(292)- [X]<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it

<Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me

<Despot> thats all go back to work
#15312 +(950)- [X]úùú Quits: JESUS ([email protected]): Ping timeout

<Cyph3r> jesus died from my syn's
#34238 +(144)- [X]<SecrtAgnt> manual labor isn't my gig

<SecrtAgnt> i work with my mind...not my hands.

<SecrtAgnt> other then masturbation...but my mind is hard at work too
#36185 +(139)- [X]<Eticam> OMG!

<Eticam> There's a mosquito the size of a monkey here!

<Eticam> and it's eating my leg!
#36641 +(305)- [X]<MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand in the corner to make it feel like a train car

<MacGunner> ANND

<MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza spices from his kitchen and made us smell them

<Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell you... it was pretty gay.

<MacGunner>...
#40090 +(310)- [X]<Kestrel> I'm hanging with the wrong crowd.

<Kestrel> One of my friends just asked me what woot meant.
#40526 +(106)- [X]krux [[email protected]] has joined #linux

<krux> yello

<krux> dsl is back buah :)

SignOff krux: #linux (Ping timeout)
#41606 +(519)- [X]<Legalize-> [MP3] Pink Floyd - Who Let the Dogs Out
#42372 +(416)- [X]<PropWash> I really was hoping I could be 'special enough' for an exception..but alas..im full of myself ;>

<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> I'm full of many things.

<Karnophage> Like a Pinata

<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Very close, actually.

<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> Except I'm not surrounded by little kids with bludgeons, hoping to consume my innards.

<PropWash> quick, gimmie a stick

<Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> GET AWAY FROM MY ENTRAILS!!!
#46064 +(148)- [X]*** EvilikkiN has quit IRC (Quit: I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them)
#46913 +(653)- [X]<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse?

<CaptainCanada231> *goatee
#49984 +(233)- [X]<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram

<dela> it's cheap these days

<BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?

<BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can start doing "real" things

<BlkDrgn> like watching tv
#50927 +(874)- [X][ @Kruegel ] CharCoal69 what version of mIRC do you have?

***Approximately 18 Minutes Later***

[ +CharCoal69 ] NINETY

[ +Hammer[pth] ] haha, I don't know what was funnier

[ +Hammer[pth] ] the latency of the reply, or the reply itself
#55565 +(1096)- [X]<Rav3n> my gf is only 2 years old and my parents are fuming.

<Rav3n> older
#70324 +(-90)- [X]<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash.

<dirtyfrog> And that's the truth

<ap0c> That's really really sad.
#80047 +(393)- [X]<Winta> Well well well

<Jess> dam dam dam

<Winta> yes yes yes

<Jess> oh sorry... I thought we were talking about things that water could be in
#80852 +(140)- [X]<cheater> my dream is running away from me like a dog from a hungry korean
#81968 +(21)- [X]<Virus_the_snafu> What is it with Nazis and burning things?

<Virus_the_snafu> What do you do with Books?--Burn Them! What do you do with Jews?--Burn Them! What do you do with Disabled People?--Burn Them! And Now Homeless?--Hey why not Burn Them!

<Kel> I think it had to do with the German's primitive state of mind.. "hey look! I made fire! lets put it on things and see what happens!!"
#84331 +(-25)- [X]<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/.

<Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory

<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait

<Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P

<Kel> typo

<Rick_Hunter> lol.

<Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait

<Rick_Hunter> ^_^

<Kel> huh?

<Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P

<Rick_Hunter> I what?

<Kel> how'd you know I did that?

<Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P

<Kel> I did?

<Kel> oh

<Kel> ha ha ha

<Rick_Hunter> bash.org

<Rick_Hunter> ^_^

<Kel> no!
#96356 +(900)- [X]<black-ice> this girl I went out with last night was pretty cute.

<black-ice> I can't believe she said 'no' for a second date.

<black-ice> We had a lot of fun, right up until I beat her at chess.

<goKev> DUDE!  You took a girl out on a CHESS DATE and you're trying to figure out why you didn't get a second date?!?!

<black-ice> Good point.  I probably should have let her win.
#97997 +(156)- [X]<timovgod> Man, when I saw they said they were going to add color to the $20 bill I thought the meant they were replacing Jackson with Al Sharton
#100737 +(1710)- [X]Trauma Kittten: OMG

MY CAT JUST JIZZED ON ME

Trauma Kittten: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

lordviram: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

lordviram: wtf didi you do to it?

lordviram: i didnt know you were into all that

lordviram: lol

lordviram: wow

Trauma Kittten: well he's a longhair cat

Trauma Kittten: and sometimes his pants get matted

Trauma Kittten: so i was holding him on my lap

Trauma Kittten: and he was purring with his eyes closed and i'm like trying to untangle them

Trauma Kittten: then i realized one of the bunches wasn't a tangle, it was his nuts

Trauma Kittten: they both kinda feel the same

Trauma Kittten: then my hand gets a glob of clear stuff on it

lordviram: wow

Trauma Kittten: i'm gonna kill myself

lordviram: that's just

lordviram: hahahahaha

Trauma Kittten: i just jerked my cat off

lordviram: i'd say something but nothing can really add to the effect of admitting you just jerked off your cat

Trauma Kittten: heh....

Trauma Kittten: i'm surprised that one didn't make it to your profile heh

lordviram: that's cuz i'm gonna post that to bash.org

lordviram: LOL

Trauma Kittten: !

lordviram: ....wow

Trauma Kittten: OH NO

Trauma Kittten: the cat is back

Trauma Kittten: heh

lordviram: maybe it wants to return the favor

lordviram: heh

Trauma Kittten: well there was one site i saw where it recommended putting whippe"