"#1655 +(879)- [X]<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged.

Mr Brown> ill kill you

<JD> No, I like the way I say it better
#2662 +(879)- [X](CitizenC) You know what I don't understand? Why my bank requires me to have a hardcore, uber-encrypted password so I can see how much I have left to pay on my MasterCard. ♥♥♥♥... if somebody else wants to access my account and pay it off, be my guest.
#2875 +(349)- [X]<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time

<artoh8su> no, i dont

<matts_> oh

<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name
#3100 +(481)- [X]<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal.

<Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies.
#3905 +(252)- [X]<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce

<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move

<Rbrt> yepp neil

<closedown> did you just have a kid?

<Rbrt> yes i did

<nharris> my brother's inlaws are ♥♥♥♥♥.. except his bro in law..he's cool

<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho

<closedown> ah

<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage

<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
#4054 +(299)- [X]<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK

<poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows?
#4790 +(616)- [X]<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her

<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church

<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him

<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha

<DAL9000> yes

<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.
#6978 +(186)- [X]<pkt> if i was giving some one cpr, and i heard my ups beeping, i would stop the cpr, and make sure my computer got plugged in somewhere else
#7767 +(724)- [X]<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas

<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho

<faustwork> i feel like a goon

<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
#7838 +(273)- [X]<rob`> wai, self-pity.  is there anything more pathetic? :)

<nev> *nod* whining about it on irc ;)
#8324 +(26)- [X]<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry ♥♥♥  LOL LOL LOL

  LOL

<Phettachu> GET IT HERRY ♥♥♥?!?  HAIRY ♥♥♥♥?!?!

<Phettachu> LOL

<Phettachu> maybe only gays get it
#8434 +(181)- [X]<Ag3ntOrangE> I like that one song by Alice Deejay...

<Ag3ntOrangE> except for the part that goes: "Do you think your better off alone?"
#11694 +(18)- [X]<Yogurt> Well, I'm glad I went out of my way come to this bustling suburb of Gay City!

<Yogurt> hehe

<Yogurt> hehehe

* Yogurt writes that down
#15614 +(372)- [X]<GaRlic> how you like my new name?

<drunkers> it stinks
#18143 +(211)- [X]* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom)

<KilrathiX> hey!

<KilrathiX> that's my job!
#20457 +(36)- [X]<Casper> i think we have talked this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ into taking a ♥♥♥♥ in the sink at school
#33925 +(165)- [X]<Video`> Can -anyone- be that stupid?

* Robbie-Al raises hand
#34502 +(143)- [X]_absent_- is this in the land of delayed puberty or something?
#35896 +(245)- [X]<Heather> penises are scary =/

<Kevyn> how so?

<Heather> they feel weird.

<Kevyn> how do they feel?

<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.
#42551 +(477)- [X]*** Yukanojo sets mode: +b stupid!people@everywhere

(Yukanojo): PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK PLEASE WORK

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(Yukanojo): Damn, didn't work

(Renegade_R): what?
#42835 +(162)- [X]*** Joins: KillerClo ([email protected]) has joined #EFnet

<KillerClo> oh my god I'm on Efnet

<KillerClo> thank you god

<KillerClo> finally

<KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network

<KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing with the reverse DNS

<KillerClo> holey crap

<KillerClo> I haven't been on Efnet in a year

<KillerClo> this is a big night

<KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD

<KillerClo> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<KillerClo> WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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#43763 +(262)- [X]<Want3840> yes, i thought brownouts were caused by excessive use of electricity without an adequate supply

<een> i don't personally care why they happen, cuz i just know that they do

<Want3840> according to the weather channel, as you say, they happen more during storms

<Want3840> oh!

<Want3840> i figured it out

<een> YAY

<Want3840> during storms lightning strikes, and lightning uses up all the electricity!

<Want3840> duh
#48311 +(274)- [X]<N3xtAxchunz3r0> y'ever had to take a ♥♥♥♥, but were already listening to music and playing gameboy so you went in the bathroom with your headphones and gameboy, took a ♥♥♥♥, and didn't come out for 2 hours cuz you still needed to catch a friggin pikachu?

<N3xtAxchunz3r0> I have..
#48350 +(250)- [X]<DrNick668> HI EVERYBODY

<datacide> don't shout

<datacide> my head hurts

<datacide> please
#49195 +(191)- [X]<Ahriman> !google Killing children for the benefit of pig farmers

<BuffyBot> GOOGLE : Canadian Coalition for Green Health Care ( http://www.greenhealthcare.ca/workshop22-09-00.htm )
#50142 +(346)- [X]<ian> my mom is bigger than your mom

<ian> wait

<ian> no

<ian> other way around
#56259 +(518)- [X]<tHeo^doctor-appt`> this is prolly too much information

<tHeo^doctor-appt`> but I haven't been able to get off in like a month or something

<Miyabi> dude, your nuts must be huge

<Miyabi> i mean, as a result

<Miyabi> that wasn't random props
#59671 +(125)- [X]<kv9> ive just adjusted my sitting position

<kv9> to conceal any possible sudden hardons
#64184 +(104)- [X]<DigiBree> my uncle once took a huge length of dental floss and i asked him what he was doin with it...and he said he was going to floss between his bum cheeks......then he went into the bathroom :/

<Rake> lol thats just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ :P
#80908 +(128)- [X]* Sora|Mobile admires his giant, bulging flexors.

<Sora|Mobile> I could jerk off an elephant.
#84762 +(485)- [X]*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have cracked cm4? e-mail [email protected]'

*** Quits: fluffy` (cya)

*** JzY|aw is now known as fluffy`

*** fluffy` changes topic to 'Anyone have Frankie does Carlos 4? e-mail [email protected]'

*** fluffy` is now known as JzY
#97997 +(156)- [X]<timovgod> Man, when I saw they said they were going to add color to the $20 bill I thought the meant they were replacing Jackson with Al Sharton
#100097 +(311)- [X]Justin: fred got a new motherboard

Justin: bbl, geekhuddle
#100794 +(297)- [X]<nih> if I was reincarnated, I'd be a baby seal

<nih> someone might take me clubbing.
#113123 +(406)- [X]<euphoria> we had drugs sex and rock and roll now all we have is aids crack and techno
#153941 +(811)- [X]<Macolio> shaid: like last time, I helped scrybe do his chemestry assignment, even though I had no idea what I was doing. Because that's just the type of person I am.

<Shaid> and he failed.

<Macolio> that's irrelevant
#202880 +(660)- [X]«FSK405|digital`pBook» crap

«FSK405|digital`pBook» someone's banging on my door, yelling "POLICE!!! OPEN UP!"

«FSK405|digital`pBook» what should I do?

«GI_Suck» whip out your ♥♥♥♥ and open the door

«GI_Suck» and ask "are you the hookers i ordered?"

«FSK405|digital`pBook» you think?
#246239 +(538)- [X]CREdragon) it takes a man very comfortable in his heterosexuallity to have sex with another man

CREdragon) ... wait that came out wrong

~SS) ..

~SS) You have been bashed.
#408891 +(267)- [X]Reynir > Have you ever tried prostituation?

Reynir > it's not like sex at all. more like multiplayer masturbation
#441927 +(395)- [X]notorious phake:"