"#366 +(1453)- [X]<Toazt> "Too few women on the internet?

<Toazt> There are lots of women on the internet,

<Toazt> only most of them are naked and in JPG-format."
#1052 +(238)- [X]<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean "automatic transmission"?
#1228 +(1304)- [X]<timmo> you know what i hate

<timmo> errors that wont go away

<Guilty> So you dislike children too
#1344 +(913)- [X]<Brentai> Do you ever wonder if Japanese people all laugh at the zany translations they get of American games? "Did you know that in America, 'Super Flamey Skull Man' is named 'Scorpion'?" "Ha ha! Scorpion!"

<gaspump> "Can you believe they wouldn't even LIKE commuter train simulators in America!?!"
#1765 +(259)- [X]<skunko> my standards for chicks right now are super low

<skunko> i'd go out with a chick as long as she wasnt fat, was shorter than me, and was going to get me off in some fashion
#3039 +(439)- [X]<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho
#3290 +(354)- [X](^NaKeD^) snowburnt....my bf is a million times stronger than me

(snowburnt) Naked: but smell isnt everything though :/
#7672 +(390)- [X]<@blodyholy> do you know the importance of mixing caramel and honey and whipping creme together and heating it up in the microwave for 2 minutes and pouring it on your cat?
#7975 +(122)- [X]<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?

<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...

<SkoroWork> ahh

<SkoroWork> ok

<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P
#8488 +(324)- [X]<dr_rotcod> he's an ex marine and i was drunk so i said, "alright marine, kill me with one touch!"

<hakan> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. wrong thing to say

<dr_rotcod> and all the sudden i was in some weird hold having my shoulder ripped apart

<dr_rotcod> and then i fell on the ground laughing/crying

<hakan> did it break??

<dr_rotcod> he looked at his hands and went, "oh my god! the demons of the american military have shone through and i am hopeless!! HOPELESS"
#14662 +(736)- [X]<Funk> I need money fast.

<wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea

<Funk> What?

<wildkarrdex> well you send me £100 by cheque

<Funk> And then?

<wildkarrdex> and then what?
#15064 +(23)- [X]<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?

<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here.

<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining

<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something
#15437 +(213)- [X]<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another cd-rom drive all of a sudden

<WarBuddha> sigh

<WarBuddha> my computer hates me

*** Quits: WarBuddha (Quit: Connection reset by peer)
#21255 +(614)- [X]<+elf> hey

<Dekar> Do you want to see my cool thing?

<Dekar> It's shiny...

<Dekar> It has all sorts of moving parts.

<Dekar> And it does things. Cool things.

<+elf> zip up your pants, I don't care if you spray painted your penis.
#22686 +(165)- [X]<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share any files on any p2p networks

<@maff> i dont want to wait an hour to download a 5 meg mp3 just like you dont want   to wait an hour to upload it so lets cut the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and not have this problem in the first place
#24772 +(124)- [X]<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D

<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)

<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D

<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal
#26307 +(447)- [X]<Syntax_Crash> I just got a 40x burner to replace my old 8x

<Syntax_Crash> my piracy productivity just went up by 500%
#30560 +(381)- [X]<promo> can you op me in the main plz.

<Raz|utreg> als ik je kut lik ruik ik je reet

<Raz|utreg> zal ik jou eens effe lekker in bek scheiten ?

<promo> huh

<Raz|utreg> zeg ken jij de mosselman BRBRBRBRBR mosselman

<promo> <BR><FONT SIZE="1000">I don't understand</FONT><BR>
#36894 +(200)- [X]<Bloodnose> THESE ANIMAL DILDOS ARE RIDICULOUS.  MY CAT NEVER PLAYS WITH THE TOYS I BOUGHT FOR HIM ALREADY, LIKE HE'D USE THESE.
#36946 +(55)- [X]<foop> THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME

<foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DERELICT OPERATION

<Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi"
#37062 +(239)- [X]<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3

<DrPoole> never upgrade

<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001

<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button
#38474 +(142)- [X]* FreeFrag finds it strange that as hardware gets older, your respect for it lessens.

<milenko> FreeFrag: same with wives
#44045 +(324)- [X]* genso is now known as octo♥♥♥♥♥

<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players
#44584 +(869)- [X]<+Fastolfe> or do a googel[1] search for "perl windows"

<+Fastolfe> [1] oops, typo, meant google

<+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos like that.

<+Azhrarn> hah
#49891 +(1088)- [X](R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes

(raygun) hmm

(raygun) it Hz your eyes

(raygun) SNORT SNORT
#50873 +(194)- [X]Christian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is the better suicide option ?

Mouce: ME

True|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide

kronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect
#51313 +(470)- [X]<upper-> it fears change

<upper-> just like grandmas that refuse to use microwave ovens

<vlMbh> my grandmother used to warm up her microwave oven!

<vlMbh> i went over for dinner one day and she turned it on for 4 mins on

high

<vlMbh> with nothing in it

<vlMbh> i was like.. uhh what ARE you doing

<vlMbh> " warming it up "
#54809 +(331)- [X]<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;)

<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it
#65120 +(4712)- [X]<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had

<lasombra> tumult ?

<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine

<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)

<tumult> he says ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<tumult> i tell him to ♥♥♥♥ off

<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times

<tumult> sits back down

<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care

<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk

<tumult> from my lip

<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say

<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"

<zyko^> what did she do?

<tumult> punched me in the face
#71136 +(596)- [X]<egernness> jeg leder efter en sød pige som vil lære mig bedre at kende... hun må godt have lidt de samme interesser som mig, en webdesigner ville være overdrevet vildhed.... /msg me

<@bamsefar> egernness: what?

<egernness> need sex
#75388 +(210)- [X]<jud_> some of the stuff that people say on quakenet... feels like i get penalized by one IQ point just for reading it
#76684 +(81)- [X]<ogw-iii> but the normal windows aim client sucks balls

<Guyver3> right

<Guyver3> in that magical universe you live in

<Guyver3> amazingly in my universe, the real one, it does exactly what it needs to, IM other users
#81130 +(495)- [X]<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and click I'm Feeling Lucky
#81867 +(588)- [X]<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14 year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way.
#81948 +(38)- [X]<@een> dude

<@een> today

<@een> i got so frustrated with this old man (took 30 minutes to create a dial up netowrking connection) that i finally told him that he had a"