"#134 +(423)- [X]<Kakuei> Oh, and careful who you're calling slow, @home boy.
#1750 +(854)- [X]~ Deft I suck ♥♥♥♥! msg me for price list

(Deft) uhm ignore that
#2324 +(275)- [X]<trccccc> damn I have eaten enough salsa to kill a small ethiopian town
#2774 +(247)- [X]*** Amanda sets mode: -s

<DAL9000> i feel naked now.
#2965 +(65)- [X]*** emul8or__ ([email protected]) has joined #winprog

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#4455 +(359)- [X]<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate

<Nephil> :/
#4901 +(318)- [X]<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside
#6056 +(364)- [X]<Guyver3> koolaid time

<Guyver3> what today

<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi

<Guyver3> strawberry kiwi lemonade

<Guyver3> mountain berry blast

<Guyver3> or blood of the preacher's daughter?

<kingmob> the blood one.  definitely.
#7420 +(285)- [X]<firebrand> damn, i cannot spell today

<A|exander> you just did.

<firebrand> ♥♥♥♥ you ;)
#7511 +(289)- [X]<orb2k> raves are just an excuse

<jovana> for what?

<orb2k> for grinding my teeth and petting everything
#7539 +(728)- [X]< ryll > "putting the 'fun' back into fundamentalism, and the 'laughter' back into sectarian slaughter"
#8046 +(35)- [X]<norab> id ♥♥♥♥ your leg to cryt but i havent read how to do actions yet
#8667 +(319)- [X]<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.

<cryterion> "mouse"

<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?

<cryterion> and heard it squeak?

<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.

<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
#13731 +(266)- [X]<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events
#14664 +(290)- [X]<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair

<GIJosh> you had 50?
#15070 +(270)- [X]<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.

<maladono> never

<Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-<

<Venom|WorkProblem> lol

<Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...

<[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.

<maladono> im no slut!

<[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited.
#16400 +(113)- [X]Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute ♥♥♥♥

HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute ♥♥♥♥.
#17973 +(343)- [X]<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your ♥♥♥♥♥ will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money.

<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/

<Lyfe> disregard

Morlack coughs

<Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?

<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.
#18335 +(369)- [X]<Pika-Screw> Did you ever want to kick Mario right in the pills and yell "That's for keeping Luigi in the shadows all these years, ♥♥♥♥♥!"?
#23209 +(345)- [X]<Rockman> anyone can be an idiot, but it takes a special kind of stupid to match kornbix

<kornbix> proove it
#28379 +(167)- [X]<Tr1driph0n> shouldn't the past tense of ♥♥♥♥ be shot?

<Tr1driph0n> like, you know, 'i shot my pants'?
#36611 +(548)- [X]<dolbe> blll you really are such a loser

<blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk funny
#37558 +(265)- [X]<HandiKap23> Man, I am completely in love with this girl and I don't even know her name. 

<uk55> hmmm, is it Sarah ?

<HandiKap23> I told you I dunno her name

<uk55> what about Tanya?

<HandiKap23> shut up man, I really need your serious advice on this one.

<uk55> is it Lisa, or Betty,  what about Nora, Catherine is possible, hey maybe its Barbara, yeah Barbara, definitely Barbara- I think it is Barbara

<HandiKap23> you are an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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#43968 +(214)- [X]<MinD> i'm not a newbie

<MinD> i like 2 run in root

<ivan> MinD: ever heard of su?

<MinD> ivan: what is su
#45768 +(455)- [X]<Joe> man, be careful... two minutes of pleasure for twenty years of pain

<DaShmoo> You only lasted two minutes? You loser.

<Joe> ♥♥♥♥ you
#45816 +(18)- [X]<Tadrith> Good lord

<Tadrith> People sell used underwear on ebay

<Tadrith> What the hell is wrong with people?
#50222 +(730)- [X]<Guera> any guys wanna chat msg me

<ruggo> ok

<ruggo> how do i msg?

<Guera> i msg u

<ruggo> i don't see anything

<Guera> dubble click on my name

<ruggo> with what key?

<Guera> just left dubble click on my name

<ruggo> the left key?

<Guera> yea

<ruggo> i don't have one of those

<ruggo> the left arrow?

<Guera> the left on the mouse

<ruggo> mouse?

<ruggo> what sort of computer do you have?

<Guera> asl
#50708 +(709)- [X]<Toen> With Starfox Adventures, Rare redefined fun.

<Toen> Fun (adj.) 1: Not fun.
#58754 +(170)- [X]<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January.

<Tenchi147> it is

<Tenchi147> in japan...

<Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025

<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America.

<Tenchi147> it is

<Tenchi147> in canada

<Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada
#75106 +(95)- [X]CrayonBreakyWill: A surrogate father?

sidacola: Used condom and a turkey baster...
#75601 +(1119)- [X]<Silvercrush> I craved a little man in woodshop today

<Silvercrush> omg... carved :(
#81956 +(206)- [X]<kuribo> Deathlove, awaken!

<Deathlove> shut up!

* kuribo cries

* kuribo checks for stats

<Deathlove> I can't wait until any of you ever get laid and have something else to fixate on.

<kuribo> yeah

<kuribo> but until that day

<kuribo> when do we get stats?
#82194 +(28)- [X]<hein> I LOVE LAURA

<laura> Are  you drunk, hein.

<hein> off of love

<laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
#86228 +(294)- [X]<ksennin> "Do the girls have to shave their asses?"

<ksennin> [x] Yes

<ksennin> [ ] Yes

<FT> ksennin: Your definition of 'great' tends to be weird.

<TripleRach> Shave, what

<FT> Try "Shake"

<ksennin> Oh ♥♥♥♥.

<ksennin> Yes, "Shake"
#101306 +(143)- [X]<dash> HEY ♥♥♥♥♥ WHERE'S MY SANDWICH

* MogOfGlory unzips his pants

<dash> mmm reuben
#139604 +(315)- [X]<Hydra> * penguin has joined #12-15yrz

<Hydra> <penguin> any chicks there

<Hydra> lol

<Kevorkian> what scares me hydra, is that you are in that channel
#141296 +(218)- [X]<Ayesha> half the men in my family have mullets XD

<dunderhead> are half the people in your family in serious relationships with other people in the famly as well?

<dunderhead> thats usually the consequence of rocking the mullet
#187706 +(-76)- [X]<+nH|BradGTS> canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party

<@TnH|Chick> yeah it is brad, and they're always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#215341 +(554)- [X]<Tim> Well it tastes gay.

<Gerard> How do you know what "gay" tastes like?
#219380 +(1889)- [X]Sushispook: so we're swapping out all these old pc's with newer ones

Sushispook: and we're stacking them up in piles in the cube next to me

Sushispook: and all the old ones have various notes on them, since some have been pillaged for parts

Sushispook: i go into the cube to talk to the rentatech and see how he's doing, and i lean up against the cube

Sushispook: and i end up walking out with one of those notes stuck to my ass

Sushispook: and just try and guess what that note said

Sushispook: NEEDS HARD DRIVE

Sushispook: right on my ass
#423570 +(1372)- [X]HitMan: have you ever played that game "Taboo" ?

Spanky: nope

Spanky: don't think I've ever heard of"