"#947 +(1486)- [X](PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.
#1385 +(383)- [X](chronic1) i wouldn't like a virgin....i think they deserve a professional ♥♥♥♥ the first time so they are not dissappointed....i could go down...but i am not the best ♥♥♥♥

...

(chronic1) if masterbation made you good, i'd be the best
#1566 +(409)- [X]<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math
#2884 +(863)- [X]<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program?

<Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows

<Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is

<Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke)

<Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?
#3809 +(335)- [X]<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon

<Scofco> I pass out

<Scofco> well, I actually faint

<Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me
#4441 +(1333)- [X]<Euri> They should make an idiot mode. Whenever you try to alter something you shouldn't, a big smily shiny thing would come out of the computer and momentarily distract the silly person doing something naughty, and the computer would then pick itself up and fly out the window to safety.
#5703 +(487)- [X]<DAL9000> VB is like fingerpainting.

<Epitaph> except it's not fun.
#6126 +(124)- [X]* nailer/#lgl is a chocoholic. But for alchohol :)
#8482 +(25)- [X]<dr_rotcod> and you.. you'll be doing something stupid

<dr_rotcod> like skateboarding
#9363 +(254)- [X]<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold

<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
#13406 +(430)- [X]<@AJ-> [-amp-]: My girl might be, erm, uh, you know

<@[-amp-]> a man?
#17749 +(789)- [X]<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are?

<Trukkie> guns
#23020 +(141)- [X]<jbou> I live in the liberal state of MA, and we can drinkalcohol, and penetrate naked women at the same time

<YCDK> Drink alcohol, penetrate naked women... #insert "kennedy_joke.h"
#33746 +(17)- [X]<@trejkaz> if exists c:\porn then alert("YOU HAVE PORNO!")
#33853 +(223)- [X]<siliconcenturion>: man, half the sales reps at the toyota dealership should be named Uncle Ben

<siliconcenturion>: black guys trying to sell me rice
#37028 +(542)- [X]<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage...

<goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans.

<goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.

<goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex.

<goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet.
#42629 +(20)- [X]<Nagosaki>   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;lkjh/;.lmnbv bnm./'"?:>,mcv b m,/."

<Nagosaki> "?VGbm/'

<Nagosaki> sorry

<Nagosaki> wiping off keyboard
#43239 +(589)- [X]*** Now talking in #c++

<ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here*

<larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply*

<ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back*

<larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue*

<ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/gender/profession/sexual habits*

<djSwish> *insert kickban*

<ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*
#43996 +(664)- [X]<Steph-Away> I'M AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER NOW

<Steph-Away> night!

<IQpierce> dang

<IQpierce> ALL OF YOU NOW ACT AS FEMININE AS POSSIBLE

<IQpierce> maybe that will make up for there being no real chicks here

* Geno rubs his nipples

* Kevyn is listening to Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
#46112 +(684)- [X]<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them?

<Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness

<Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym

<Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper

<Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown

<Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes

<Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick

<Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room

<Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe
#47259 +(115)- [X]<skaterboy> astro is ur video up already?

<astrOdz> http://www.skaterboy.is.gay.com:9512/~astrodz/vid/astrodz.avi

<skaterboy> i don't see no video
#54193 +(378)- [X]<CowboyNeal> I got email once from someone who said that /. was "tryin to keep a ♥♥♥♥♥ down"

<CowboyNeal> I told him I didn't appreciate him using that term to refer to our people

<CowboyNeal> race card played and redealt, muhahaha
#62255 +(181)- [X]* phieje ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: kersik putih net 1 pc 12)

<+otaku1> that signoff message really makes ya think

<+Dr`Device> Yeah.

<+Dr`Device> It makes me think "I'm sure glad i don't know whatever the ♥♥♥♥ language that is".
#76833 +(216)- [X]<yarso> COULD NE1 HELP

<@zenhove> with what? caps lock?
#77022 +(583)- [X]<Kevyn> God it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cold out. The temperature in Massachusetts has dipped into the teens more than R Kelly.
#82123 +(-3)- [X](Penguin) my cat died from the school bus...

(Penguin) plowed the mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ right down
#104791 +(324)- [X]<@♥♥♥♥♥♥♥> Calling people by their real-names on IRC is a violation of RFC1459.
#105176 +(114)- [X]<Satan> lmao "You know how bad evolution is going right now?  Me."
#116001 +(192)- [X]<McKree> The hills have eyes...

<Suerte> urinate in them
#128495 +(1553)- [X]<ReDy[CPH]> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup, i still remember the nightmares that modem brought, the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing, the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour, these things, 56kbit, it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!

<Razor2k3> i refuse to read all that

<Cloud02> i remember once upon a time when i had dailup

<Cloud02> i still remember the nightmares that modem brought

<Razor2k3> nice

<Cloud02> the times i just sat and stared at the screen downloading a 10 mb demo and the download time said 250hr 56m 16s download time increasing instead of decreasing

<Razor2k3> go on

<Cloud02> the frustration of never being able to open a homepage whitout waiting an hour

<Cloud02> these things, 56kbit

<Cloud02> it was this that made me who i am today a crazy leecher!

<Razor2k3> ty
#154952 +(640)- [X]* Gand -> rape a prostitute

<gurov-cali> shoplifting !
#181120 +(328)- [X]<Gareth>: i was tryin to make a :S face in real life while at the doctors, and all these handicaps walked in while i was doing it

<Gareth>: and they sat down next to me, and started stroking my head and stuff, saying, "friend, friend"

<Gareth>: Thats When i Realised.........

<Bill>: .......yes.......what did u realise

<Gareth>: I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ realised there were a bunch of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stroking my head!!!
#189209 +(257)- [X]<aux_> i got gigs like i got ladies

<c0al> ? ur hard drive crashed/

<c0al> ??
#199293 +(479)- [X]<davidr> w00t! I installed a camera and a monitor ... the cam points at my door so I don't have to turn my head to see if somebody opens the door

<iku> ;D

<davidr> and now I'll start recording everything so I don't even have to listen to my family, I'll just watch it when I have time
#214476 +(204)- [X]<@ImmenseMalevolentCanisLupis> Linux is like a pair of boxers without the tag cut off. So free but so uncomfortable.
#239005 +(911)- [X]<Rewt> oooh

<Rewt> panic room is on.

<Rewt> I'd have wireless internet in my panic room

<Rewt> except with my luck, my plea for help would end up posted on bash.org
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