"#184 +(94)- [X]<|Chris> you gotta jump on it coke

<|Chris> quick*
#302 +(409)- [X]<Spidey> i don't mail ♥♥♥♥ anyway

<DooD> yeah ♥♥♥♥ mailing stuff, i DCC it
#1468 +(160)- [X]<nexxai> stileproject.com....what a wonderful place

<xsneakerx> yes. place of the bored and horny.
#1481 +(284)- [X]<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart

<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge? 

<Edge_> i think i will be ok
#1673 +(286)- [X]<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego.
#2121 +(611)- [X]*** atnnn ([email protected]) has joined #winprog

<atnnn> hi

<atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN

<Wy4tt> VK_RTM

<atnnn> and minus?

<Wy4tt> VK_RTFM

<atnnn> i can't find it
#4422 +(392)- [X]<moira> I converted an MP3 to ogg, then back again, and then back and forth between MP3 and OGG format thirty times, and when I listened to it after that, it was just an mp3 of you guys talking
#7023 +(216)- [X]<Ac3d> think i should archive my pr0n acording to type (movie,picture,interactive,etc...), alphabetical (a-f,g-m,etc..), size, or genre?
#7072 +(462)- [X]<Staberinde> What I'm wondering is why the ACLU isn't bringing lawsuits against these schools that suspend kids for drawings or writings. I mean if that's not depriving someone of their freedom of speech I don't know what is.

<Joe_> Because the Supreme Court ruled that the constitution doesn't extend to schools.

<Staberinde> That means my old high school can secede from the union then, right?

<Joe_> It could work..
#7819 +(156)- [X]<kt> collars are still ugly on people.

<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?

<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.

* Adri784 thinks about that

<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex slave relationship
#8705 +(269)- [X]<Jon-> doing some C coding ;)

<Anselmo> pfft

<Anselmo> Learn a real language

<Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic
#9528 +(-97)- [X]<lurtz_the_orc> i did not know how stupid someone can be that actullay read LOTR so right know i do not know
#16545 +(410)- [X]ywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend?

GnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father, cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth

GnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman
#17123 +(419)- [X]Vrex989: know wonder you failed english
#20092 +(31)- [X](¨) join/#away ([email protected])..

(Cyril) hello???

(Cyril) anyone here?

(karabasik) dont try

(karabasik) evrybodys away ;)

(Cyril) how do you know?

(Cyril) i am kinda new to MiRC

(Cyril) mIRC

(¨) leave/#away ([email protected])..
#20645 +(310)- [X]<AvatarADV> Condensed version: "How the hell did his KNIGHTS shoot down my strategic bombers?!"

<ShadowLotus> LOL

<meep_meep> lol. catapults
#22611 +(261)- [X]<Morelos> i think i want the rtfm shirt

<maxracer> whats rtfm

<Morelos> maxracer - i suggest you rtfm to find out

<maxracer> man rftm?
#26452 +(336)- [X]<NewFoundGonads> "if gamecubes could give head.. girls would  be in a ♥♥♥♥ load of trouble"
#29355 +(396)- [X]<finneas> the only good thing tom green has been in is drew berrymore
#31147 +(37)- [X]<Spacey> though if I set my display variable and run an x app it'll display without a real window

<Spacey> heh

<sente> oh you meant x11

<sente> i thought you meant mdma :

<sente> hooray for x!
#36936 +(304)- [X]<virika> i need a back massage

* virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager

<Chaensaw> haha

<Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER

<virika> i broke my back massager ):
#38897 +(405)- [X]<|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth:  even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me

<Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me
#41220 +(355)- [X]<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid

<MpTaNk> :\
#49572 +(316)- [X]MageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is?

BubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...?

MageGal: Baby wipes.

BubblyLikeSoda: lol

BubblyLikeSoda: really?

MageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but there are babywipes.

MageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean.
#55924 +(590)- [X]* Cassa gets naked and covers herself in blood from her missing fingernail

<utopian> "It looks like you're writing a letter"

<@DumHed> ok utop that is officially the funniest thing you've ever said
#59612 +(576)- [X]<blitz> i'm allergic to alcohol

<blitz> I drink a 12 pack and I break out in hand-cuffs
#71433 +(422)- [X]<hans> Impersonating another individual on the Internet is not only against our rules but it is also against the law. It constitutes and falls under Identity Theft and/or Fraud. Furthermore there are other laws specifically regarding impersonation on the Internet that also apply to it.

<hans> 0_o

*** hans is now known as Tiger_Woods

<Tiger_Woods> someone want to play golf?
#75246 +(976)- [X]<cuebol> I've yet to see the bald guy on Mr. Clean products come alive and help me with the chores.

<synec> inhale the fumes more deeply
#78835 +(386)- [X]<+MrCuban-> File Server Online Trigger:« @ILOVETHECOCK » Sends:«0» Queues:«0/15» MOTD: -= over 75gig of gay porn !!! =- —I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n—

<@Ostritch-> @ILOVETHECOCK

<scissors> Hahaha your a gay lover

« Ostritch- » ?

« Ostritch- » no i wanted to erm

« Ostritch- » download porn

« Ostritch- » for a friend of a friend

« Ostritch- » who has a gay

« Ostritch- » cousin

<scissors> LOL
#83290 +(469)- [X]<kingmob> i thought i caught an obscure reference in the last buffy

<kingmob> so i emailed one of the writers and asked him about it

<kingmob> he just responded and told me i was right

<kingmob> i transcend mere dorkiness at this point.
#85565 +(293)- [X]<revision> in biochem class today, and our teacher, has the hugest fastest ass ever, massive fat ass right.

<revision> so hes writing on the board, and moving as he goes, when all of a sudden *WHACK*. he turned around too fast and his FAT ass hit the corner of his desk reall really hard.

<revision> lol drops to the ground for like 30 seconds while clutching his rump, then gets up and runs out, blubbering all the way.

<revision> i have never laughed so hard at someone elses expense.
#100085 +(591)- [X]<jome> I suppose there are bad coders, there are really bad coders, there are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and there's coders writing lines like this: $resultscode = $resultscode - 0;

<jome> Serious, that's an actual line from a script I'm going to rewrite..
#101283 +(510)- [X]<BloodFromStone> "You wouldn't think incest was wrong if you had cousins as hot as mine."
#107188 +(473)- [X](Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

(Wheelman56) ?

(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) this bread is hard

(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) ♥♥♥♥!

(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) I thru it at the window and the window is broke

(Lp|dust1n[WWGL]) brb
#110790 +(77)- [X]<turtletip> a seeing-eye dog was undressing me with its eyes, so I maced him

<turtletip> it got all frantic and ran its owner infront of a moving vehicle

<turtletip> pretty funny
#119582 +(839)- [X]<shroom> wtf your nick is obnoxious

<`_^-_`_^\^|```_-__^_\`_```> so is yours
#136832 +(256)- [X]<_nihil> ♥♥♥♥ you. :P

<The♥♥♥♥> Too late.

<_nihil> ♥♥♥♥ off? :P

<The♥♥♥♥> It's stuck.
#138193 +(1388)- [X]<spacemank> someone help me think of an eye catching phrase or something about"