"#636 +(1144)- [X]<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!

<Anagon> (no, not like that)
#2400 +(528)- [X](BrntToast) zeon_64: i chat with ppl in austrlia and they are a day ahead of us, i keep askin em to watch the 649 draw and tell me the numbers but they say it dont work that way :(
#3842 +(231)- [X]<Ash> Op me so hard.
#3913 +(245)- [X]<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games

<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware

<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
#4237 +(856)- [X]<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life

<Kashan> masturbate more

<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it

<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"

<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude
#5432 +(271)- [X]<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble

<DAL9000> and got dropped

<DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble
#7523 +(41)- [X]<orbZ> the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ taliban took our only good search engine
#8379 +(1054)- [X]<johnnY> ???????//////

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<johnnY> ????????????/////////////////////////////////

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<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<johnnY> dude

<johnnY> it was my cat

<johnnY> ...

<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> dude thats my cat

<pKfoster-ibx> sorry i went to take a piss

<pKfoster-ibx> the cat comes in and types SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP

<pKfoster-ibx> i cant help it.. sorry dude
#11860 +(407)- [X]<Fozzie> why is it so hard to find a good windows font?

<Fozzie> bah

<Fozzie> what a craptastic os.

<dithi> you get what you pay for

<Fozzie> you mean the copies you buy are better?
#16272 +(160)- [X]<destruct>   88 N   Feb 07 [email protected]  (  51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!

<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
#16757 +(618)- [X]{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.

{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out

{SoCK} url?
#18334 +(567)- [X]<scabb> What's the difference between a Psychiatrist and a Psychologist?

<MIiscool> I'm not sure, but I think the latter takes care of easier problems, which can be fixed with medication, while the former does the whole talking bit

<scabb> So if they were Pokemon, Psychologist would evolve into Psychiatrist?

<Twilo> wouldn't you need a diploma stone to do it?

<Twilo> you have to trade psychiatrist to a different university for him to evolve
#20623 +(329)- [X][aq] i love irc quotes

[ob0t] i hate them

[ob0t] i always end up looking like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
#22796 +(738)- [X]<Boogieman> I run my fingers up your left thigh

<Boogieman> oops, uhh, wrong channel

<Status> LOL!!

<Boogieman> forget you ever saw that

<Status> Gee, now would be a great time to take that new screenshot...

* Boogieman glances around nervously

<Asmodi> rofl, boogieman, what cha doin?

<Boogieman> certainly not trying to have permiscuous sex with cyber strangers, thats for sure
#23228 +(134)- [X]<pinepusher> Anyone know a good place where someone with no credit can get a loan???

<xENo> yeah, but the rates are high

<xENo> and if you miss a payment, they repo your life

<pinepusher> what are the rates like?

<pinepusher> any idea?
#27478 +(38)- [X]<sdlkfj> ahnyone know what dedicated hosting does?  like can I run ICQ in there ?
#33637 +(144)- [X]<Bomberman> yay. it's {LINK REMOVED}rotten.com  the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity
#34309 +(179)- [X]<Warokii> i got home this morning at 9am after driving all night hauling animal feed from wentachee

<Warokii> and all i wanted to do was sleep

<Warokii> so i slept

<Warokii> and i had 1 hour of sleep in me when somebody started ringing the door bell

<Warokii> and wouldnt quit

<Warokii> and i was rightously peeeved for havin my sleep disturbed

<Warokii> i answered the door with an half assed mind and thinking it was that tupperware saleswoman who kept coming to my block to sell plastic

<Warokii> and i gave the woman a piece of my mind in the most nasty way

<WillZ> and?

<Warokii> .... turns out it was my mom.

<kyokki> LOL! that's not good

<Warokii> i think im off her will :(
#41958 +(166)- [X]<@BloodNose> ooh, I could be getting cable in the next 2 months-ish

<@BloodNose> :D:DD

<@BloodNose> what's that WB  of blender's that makes some reference to me getting cable, can anyone remember?

<@BloodNose> it's like "the day blood gets cable, I'll <something something>"

<@sevr> "quit sucking ♥♥♥♥"

<@sevr> keep in mind tho he never thought you'd get cable :/
#43272 +(188)- [X]<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother

<SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth.

<SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years.

<SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes

<SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak

<SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there...

<SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes?

<SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage

<SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely

<SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!
#43684 +(189)- [X]<SteamedHams> linux ♥♥♥♥ are like normal ♥♥♥♥, only more efficient
#48027 +(440)- [X]<@`2L_verkink> eval('document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].options[document.forms[0].elements[' + elementCount + '].selectedIndex].value')

<@`2L_verkink> whats the probleM!?!?!?!?

<yods> the problem?

<yods> thats easy

<yods> i dont understand SQL

<yods> if i did

<yods> i might have a chance

<@`2L_verkink> if u did

<@`2L_verkink> it wouldn't help

<@`2L_verkink> cause

<@`2L_verkink> this is javascript
#49485 +(376)- [X]<[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was like "Hi I'd like to place an order"  So I took it!  She's gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive.

<[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC

<[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE!
#50062 +(1020)- [X]<brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the internet...

<brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits

<ppcock> true

<Havok> 2. some chicks have ♥♥♥♥♥

<ppcock> very true

<Carrie> lol @ 2

<brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;)

<Havok> marty knows!

<ppcock> 3. people do animals

<Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem

<brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest

<ppcock> hahahahaha

<brie> hahaha at Havok's 4

* ppcock gives you the $50,000

<Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a sticky note on

        the fridge??

<ppcock> hahahahaha
#50253 +(256)- [X]<Bemlet> he respects subtilty. you just have to use a lot of it at once.
#62227 +(218)- [X]<Calmino> my father purchased a mule

<leah^-^> heh

<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123

<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321

<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321
#65618 +(119)- [X]<Baker> They look like they wouldn't exactly be intulectials though :D
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