"#140 +(455)- [X]<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say

<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my ♥♥♥♥ in and find out if i get herpes for myself!
#344 +(1197)- [X]<concubine> NO CAPSLOCK! I AM UKRAINE
#396 +(324)- [X]uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2
#1609 +(855)- [X]<chris`> ever notice how the mini pizza pringles cans dont have a lot of pizza

stuff on them but the normal sized ones do?

<Prae> to make an observation like that

<Prae> you must weigh at least 500lbs
#2118 +(314)- [X]<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation

<tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@

<tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself
#3195 +(993)- [X]<dot> i make that typo irl too

<dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then...

* dot gets confused about real life

<dot> real life... has no keyboards...

* dot tries to remember this
#3457 +(1014)- [X]<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?
#4814 +(669)- [X]<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once,  was there about an hour before i noticed

<ishmal> lots of girls,  no guys

<ishmal> thought i was just lucky
#5784 +(211)- [X]<onTheReal> evb = ♥♥♥♥♥♥?

<evb> onthereal: No, I'm just fabulous.
#6965 +(350)- [X]<glasnost> kkf: we should get married, so you can be kkk.

<kkf> hmm...  wow, another reason not to marry you :)

<glasnost> ouch, that backfired
#7201 +(404)- [X]<@WatchDragon> dude, i am like -- that close to having my boating licence

<@motardo> dude, you are like -- that close to having a mullet
#7383 +(253)- [X]<Pho> the only fun Ive had with linux was formatting it
#7523 +(41)- [X]<orbZ> the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ taliban took our only good search engine
#7835 +(187)- [X]ð Zibblsnrt waaahs. Freezing rain warnings still

<rob`> that's gotta suck :P

<Prophet4> it looks kinda cool though, with a layer of ice all over everything

<Zibblsnrt> it sucks more after two days, when trees start collapsing

<rob`> hey, the daffodils are sprouting.

<Zibblsnrt> don't make me mail you a bomb in a container of Agent Orange
#7842 +(1083)- [X]<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.

<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't set your hair on fire, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"
#8708 +(362)- [X]<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker

<mystican> no you're not

<mystican> you're a farmer

<mystican> theres a difference
#11261 +(885)- [X]* Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato

<ducks> WTF
#13850 +(157)- [X]<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass muscles ^___^

<Seiya> Ha, so does being gay. :x
#14648 +(18)- [X]<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this...
#15031 +(891)- [X]<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.

<Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?"

<Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do."

<Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.."

<Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand.

<Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz."
#15319 +(1269)- [X]<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.

<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."

<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."

<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."

<Hack4Kix> "N, eh."

<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...

<Shao> g-eh
#18845 +(205)- [X]<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport"
#24999 +(227)- [X]<steelcap> Imagine there was a way to make a monitor give off like way more radiation

<steelcap> and give people cancer remotely

<steelcap> thatd be an awesome trojan feature..
#30509 +(1367)- [X]<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?

<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k.

<Nookadum> Thanks.

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<Nookadum> Hey! ♥♥♥♥ you!

<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.

<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.

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#31130 +(651)- [X]<rocky> i bought a clothes hamper so clothes wouldn't pile up on my floor and yet there is already a pile as tall as a leperchaun

<tima> i found that the only way to keep my appartement clean is to start occational fires
#34016 +(105)- [X]<hash> can anyone point me towards some resources for setting up ISA NICs?

<wilnixAFK> the handbook?

<wilnixAFK> google?

<halcy0n> trash can, and ebay

<razorini> lol halcy0n

<hash> why did i even bother asking
#44038 +(369)- [X]<pHluid->  because everybody leet in linux types with all lower case letters like this and no punctuation

<pHluid-> the shift key is for noobs

<pHluid-> periods are for chicks

<pHluid-> and god knows theres no chicks in #linux
#44045 +(324)- [X]* genso is now known as octo♥♥♥♥♥

<SteamedHams> for 1 to 8 players
#44705 +(54)- [X]-ChanServ- (#help) >>>READ THIS<<< AUTH INSTRUCTIONS: /msg [email protected] auth <handle> <password>

<Hk> Plz... How do I auth with chanserv?
#47327 +(676)- [X]<Killrbyte> HAHAHA.  My Dad just told me that once when he was in school he took a blank tape, recorded someone screaming about 30 minutes into it, and put it in a tape player and pressed Play right before the end of class.  Then he left it there so during the next class, they suddenly hear a loud scream in the middle of class from this damn tape player.
#53186 +(509)- [X]<testify> i hate the CLI which i have been using for 5 dam years

<testify> like i said, its the year 2003 not 1984

<snaund> testify: umm, it's 2002 here

<snaund> must be a timezone thing

<testify> well its near 2003

<snaund> testify: there's a special name for the year that's nearly 2003

<testify> taht is?

<snaund> testify: 2002

<testify> ok
#73067 +(85)- [X]!dmwaters*! This is a wallops message for the Freenode network If you do not wish to see theese messages, type /mode yournick -w now. Thank you for using Freenode!:)

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!lilo*! Hmph.

!brd*! ;P
#76003 +(184)- [X]<edgeh> think i crapped myself

<edgeh> no wait, i went for a crap

<edgeh> damn my memory sucks
#82124 +(31)- [X][ Moe ] we may be at war within the next 48 hours

[ Moe ] theres a meeting tomorrow

[ Elim ] wooo...i may masturbate twice in the next 3 hours
#86057 +(23"