"#2097 +(381)- [X]<phlo> i believe i'm going to have to explain to my gf that you dont put the ashes from the last bowl back into the box with the rest of the dope
#2694 +(314)- [X](drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet
#4061 +(195)- [X](@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand

(@Jumper): I've actually been drunk in LegoLand !

(@Jumper): We had a huge company party in the Lego Castle

(+offwYtE): drink out of lego cups

([ric]): lagerland... sure that wasn't where you were Jumper?
#4777 +(484)- [X]<Lucent> stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mirc filling the filenames with underscores!

<Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥
#6724 +(228)- [X]<Goldenstimme1> 46 M lonely, self-employed, employed myself earlier this evening
#6923 +(180)- [X]<piman> Lindz: Does Ricky Martin scare you too?

<piman> Based on the way he dances, I think he's Steve Ballmer's long lost twin...
#7113 +(13)- [X]<@AgentAce> and I'm gonna get a pair of those new female shoes

<@AgentAce> because they got soul

<@AgentAce> err sole
#8339 +(760)- [X]<Hitokoei> Last year, I was at my friends and we were playing truth or dare in Boys vs. Girls style, and the girls dared all of us to jack of right there in front of them.

<Hitokoei> And even worse than that, we did it...

<Hitokoei> For $30 each.

<Hitokoei> I got made fun of though...they said I jacked off funny.
#8822 +(180)- [X]<bytraper> im like midas... everything I touch turns to ♥♥♥♥
#16963 +(308)- [X]<Evilmonkey> I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS MY MOM NOT MY DAD..

<Evilmonkey> i wouldnt dream about my dad.. im not gay.. er.. ♥♥♥♥.
#17861 +(44)- [X]<ouija666> this gay guy was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about only being with guys with small ♥♥♥♥♥

<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus

<ouija666> so i say like

<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
#20027 +(51)- [X]<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls?

<pr0nfiend> why not

<pr0nfiend> mmm

<pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls

<pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW

<pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products
#23204 +(233)- [X]*** Legalize- ([email protected]) has joined channel #baseball

<Lumpy> what do you want to legalize?

<Lumpy> blunts?

<Legalize-> child labor and wastewater dumping

<Lumpy> hahahaha

<Lumpy> thats cool
#24709 +(674)- [X]<GameSlt> I just got back from new york/canada

<GinandPlatonic> rad, and how was new york/canada?

<GameSlt> it was ok...went river rafting which was cooler than one would think

<GameSlt> my mom fell out...was funny.

<GinandPlatonic> oh heh...this river rafting, does it have multiplayer support?

<GameSlt> up to 8 players I think

<GameSlt> and a great frame rate

<GinandPlatonic>: oh, hmm...

<GinandPlatonic>: What about "camping ♥♥♥♥♥♥"?

<GameSlt>: they are called rocks...the bastards

<GameSlt>: I "ownz" them
#24772 +(124)- [X]<Daniel> maxi wants to unf her :D

<Haggis> saying maxi wants to unf her isnt a big deal :)

<Daniel> yer, but the fact that they live like 4 km from each other sweetens the deal :D

<Haggis> pie...with maxi, if the chick was _ALIVE_ it would sweeten the deal
#24990 +(397)- [X]<Makaveli> let's change girlfriend to boyfriend

<Makaveli> then the statement is true

* SoulVoid whispers to Paralysis: Mak loves the ♥♥♥♥

<Makaveli> wtf

* Paralysis nods sagely

<Paralysis> mak, I have a proposition for you

<Makaveli> ♥♥♥♥ you both

<Paralysis> oh, in that case, you already answered!

* Paralysis is away (mak :D).
#34542 +(717)- [X][-=VU=-] i wish i had enough space to breakdance :(

[XwHR] delete some stuff
#40485 +(25)- [X]<Tr1v14s3rv314m> 28. tegucigalpa is the capital of ______ ?

<Rive> wtfux

<Dr3w529> ♥♥♥♥ that.

<Rive> Later
#42363 +(561)- [X]<Sorrow> DOWN WITH PANTS! UP WITH SKIRTS!
#44304 +(313)- [X]Wan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before

KarpenkoSoup: Probably.

Wan Xion: yeah

Wan Xion: it's s simple concept

Wan Xion: you just use 3 pivots

KarpenkoSoup: There are people who ♥♥♥♥ chickens. I'm pretty sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.
#47157 +(110)- [X]<Cowclops> wtf

<Weng> WTF

<NKD> WTF

<Weng> SOMEONE USES OS/2

*** ben6 has joined #athlon

<Cowclops> [Austy VERSION reply]: Internet Adventurer for OS/2 PM (Registered) : Version 1.50 : Get it from http://www.inetadv.net

<NKD> HAHAHA

<Weng> I have OS/2

<NKD> I hope to god thats a fake version reply

<Weng> But I sure as ♥♥♥♥ don't USE it

<Cowclops> I kinda hope that too

<NKD> I have OS/2

<NKD> Oh wait nm

<NKD> thats a PS/2 port
#48028 +(707)- [X]<JaG> whos taking me out to dinner tonight?

<FairWtns> We could do a group thing.

<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner thing.

<FairWtns> <ahem> A group dinner meaning food thing.

<FairWtns> Or we could just say ♥♥♥♥ it and see if we could do the group thing.

<JaG> being the only chic in here, im vehemently opposed to the group thing, i dont have that many orifices

<FairWtns> Oh, I don't know, you have enough, I would say.

<JaG> 4 guys, 1 girl

<JaG> NOT enough orifices

<FairWtns> Well, how are we defining 'orifice'

<JaG> its gotta feel good to me too sweetums

<FairWtns> Yeah yeah, "what's in it for me"

<FairWtns> Typical female philosophy.

<JaG> Better than whats in me for it?
#48150 +(1414)- [X]<DaFuror> ok

<DaFuror> that about sucked

<phac> what now daf?

<DaFuror> I went out to my car to get my U1 about an hour ago

<g3nocide> U1 ?

<DaFuror> Sun Ultra 1 server

<DaFuror> well, anyway

<DaFuror> these three drunk kid come outta nowhere and one of them tried to jump me

<g3nocide> LOL

<DaFuror> I cracked his skull open with the U1

<DaFuror> just got done dealing with the fine upper arlington police dept

<g3nocide> lol you hit him with a sun ultra one server

<DaFuror> I can

<g3nocide> LOL

<DaFuror> t

<g3nocide> omfg

<DaFuror> wait to see the police report

<g3nocide> you know you are a geek when, you protect yourself with server hardware
#50160 +(172)- [X]* [Wanking]Mind is now known as [Sex]Mindslicer

<Mouse> that's quite some improvement
#66783 +(386)- [X]<DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with the excuse "I think we should see other people".

<Hugh> Yikes.

<DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my voice. Scary.

<DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of heavy breathing.
#75145 +(816)- [X]<comet_11> Dj Sexual Innuendo is 'in' the 'house'
#76719 +(665)- [X]@demalavor: more proof my brother is gay, he is eating popcorn out of a bowl with a spoon
#77012 +(279)- [X]<Extigy> Ships are Long, Hard and full of sea men!

<blondee> i don't get it....
#81810 +(242)- [X]<Misty> ...but it's sold out. ;.;

<Sue>  ;_;

<Alex> Her eyes are producing commas...

<Alex> Maybe you should get that checked
#83095 +(212)- [X]*** Joins: soundsold ([email protected])

<zaps> that is wierd

<zaps> my last name is in that host.

<timmo> WOW

<timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE

<orion> is your last name 61.w?
#83613 +(25)- [X]<Flashfire> 'bad mouth' - a mouth which is evil and wants to take over the universe
#87809 +(1127)- [X]<p_digga> oh god i'm dumb when i'm stoned

<j3r3miah> why

<p_digga> i lost something on my desk, and i couldn't find it, so i moved my ssh window on my computer desktop to see if it was under it

<j3r3miah> oh god
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