"#1423 +(646)- [X]<katers> my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ roommate

<katers> needs to stop being a ho

<katers> or cut me in on the action

<katers> one or the other.
#1981 +(56)- [X]<thoraxe> i just deleted a girl from my buddy list because her ♥♥♥♥♥ smells
#2141 +(263)- [X]<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though...

<jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy

<jD> ...

*** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

<jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl.

* Fishbird flips jD over.

<jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12.

<jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.
#2220 +(471)- [X]<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0

<blazemore> did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up?
#2237 +(173)- [X][kisama] if you break out your penis in space

[kisama] your suit would depressurize

[kisama] or your body would depressurize

[kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra
#3684 +(126)- [X]<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code

<dodgey> quite cute... eheh

<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais

<dodgey> actually, what did she say
#5256 +(520)- [X]<crist0bal> rhino

<crist0bal> make me an op

<ryano> what are the ingredients
#5427 +(1817)- [X]<doctorb> goth clubs should serve coffee. ice cold coffee. with nails and broken glass. and call then 'depresso's
#6403 +(298)- [X]<cygnus> i need to go grocery shopping 

<avi-> nice  

<cygnus> i don't have ♥♥♥♥ for food 

<avi-> that's a good thing, i've seen those ♥♥♥♥ eating videos and it doesn't look tasty
#7975 +(122)- [X]<SkoroWork> Xyverz: where is this coming from?

<Beryllium> geekissues.com/quotes ...

<SkoroWork> ahh

<SkoroWork> ok

<SkoroWork> thought he was in some lame IRC channel somewhere and thought we wanted to see the lame discussions going on there :-P
#8291 +(588)- [X]<darkness> anyone heard about the new startrek movie yet?

<freddy66> YAH INCHERECTION IS SUPPOSTED TO BE GOOD I SAW IT LAST WEEK AND ENJOYED IT

<darkness> ...did he just say what I think he said?

<questie> I believe he just admitted to being russian, but I'm not quite sure...
#8701 +(79)- [X]*** jamesm sets mode: -snt

<jamesm> dunno why people keep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ up the channel modes, like, who gives a ♥♥♥♥

<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!

<jamesm> ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ choad munching morons

*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay
#9148 +(572)- [X]<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail

<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see

<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater

<midi> is indeed your bladder...

<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)

<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to

<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them

<midi> squee:  either way, he gets his tongue off the track.  and if

<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.

<midi> it's cathartic and good karma.  how cool is that?

<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for

<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you

<hoche> can pee on me! o/~

<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of

<Squeedle> others

<midi> which is kinda neat.  you get a choice between letting natural

<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face.  it's win-win.
#10769 +(18)- [X]<Ozzy|> whoa, now i understand why its cheaper to build your own comp

<Rufio]LK[> explain your reason

* Rufio]LK[ drinks his milk so it can come out his nose :P

<Ozzy|> haha

<Rufio]LK[> hurry, i wanna hear why :P

<Ozzy|> ok, cuz i thought the motherboard costs the most... but i'm lookin at em here and its only around $30
#11424 +(39)- [X]<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix
#12937 +(282)- [X]<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with your mother's severed tongue.
#13121 +(12)- [X]<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it

<i_am_pi> i love QDB./

<i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/

<pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing.

<Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny
#22471 +(156)- [X][15:30:32] ------- <miro> anyone remember the dot com explosion ads? "congratulations, you are 7662786493's visitor to this site, click this space to close this window and claim your prize



[15:30:54] ------ <Magus> "If this is flashing, you've won!"

[15:30:54] ---- <cortana> miro: if this banner is flashing you are a WINNER!

[15:30:54] ------ <Kurin> "If this is flashing, you're a winner!"
#34473 +(276)- [X]<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ...

<FrozenFood> ..ok

<@Gaz> I should change channels :)

<@Gaz> but ...

<FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open

<Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict

* Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....
#37385 +(1162)- [X]<vogon> abortion should be mandatory if the child possesses the goth gene.

<vogon> and how do we know what the goth gene is, you ask?  it's the one that's all robed in black and writing bad poetry.

<vogon> "Here I sit / trapped in my double-helix cell / polymerase taunts me with every mitosis / I want to die."
#37485 +(133)- [X]<Eticam> ya know

<Eticam> something ain't right

<Eticam> right now, in 1 hour time, I'm downloading 2 hours of video/music

<Eticam> that way I never get to see/hear it all
#39613 +(146)- [X]<CrackPr0n-E> all of my g/f's(except one) were all legal

<CrackPr0n-E> so was everyone i've ever slept with

<CrackPr0n-E> you know what that means?

<wombat> Crack: you got your money's worth?
#40042 +(204)- [X]< S7L> Would you guess the nationality of the genius behind this code: datapublikacjijava=new Date(przetarg.jakistartpublikacjirok.value, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjimiesiac.value-1, przetarg.jakistartpublikacjidzien.value)
#40376 +(392)- [X]<souletr> god i hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<souletr> er

<souletr> *hate stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

<souletr> i'd ♥♥♥♥ stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#41649 +(537)- [X]<tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They die having lived a full and happy life.

<Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis

<Samus> no death for me

<Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach

<Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and ♥♥♥♥
#43530 +(69)- [X]<ranger> every single quote is about homosexuality? the US q3 scene worries me :>
#46737 +(120)- [X]<Wynn> Hey, my face is my fortune.. and that's why I'm broke.
#52029 +(176)- [X]<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we all keep bumping into each other
#54742 +(271)- [X]<kleitin> where are u guys from?

<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands

<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
#56522 +(253)- [X]<HoaX|ZzZz> lol my mom is wrapping xmas presents listening to hard trance

<HoaX|ZzZz> i was like "mom wtf are you doing"

<checkered> hahaha too funny

<HoaX|ZzZz> she's like "it helps me zone out so i dont actually realize im wrapping presents, its like a drug"

<Scire> "hey mom, it's actually better ON drugs... want some?"
#58831 +(121)- [X]<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/  "The cemetery's roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."

<jre> Primitive Methodists

<AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967
#62798 +(1072)- [X]<looooly> hello , I have a problem and i need help

<looooly> ?

<voidnull> ok. don't ask your quest"