Don't Starve

Don't Starve

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how to be a GOD at webber
By Wahloogeh
this guide will teach you how to be the BEST WEBBER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
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who even IS webber?????
one day aaron webber was transported to purgatory by bootleg waluigi and he sucked so much he lost a fight to a spider who then ate him but for some reason he didn't die because eeeehh?????

instead he somehow extended his arms and legs through the spider's flesh and bone so that he could walk and he became a weird human spider combination like spiderman but less cool

how do i GET webber???????
go to your nearest walgreens and purchase webber's skull and by purchase i mean steal

then go to the pig king and trade the skull to him and he will give you 10,000 gold nuggets at once so make sure your computer is running windows vista or else your computer will spontaneously combust

with all 10,000 gold nuggets you will have enough money to make someone at klei unlock him for you

success
how do you PLAY webber??????
ok pay attention because this is the important section

step 1

explore the entire island until you find a big patch of spider dens in one big spot like this


step 2

wait until sunset and go bribe a spider with a piece of meat to go attack a random spider


step 3

walk right into the war and hold spacebar to get every item you would ever need forever


step 4

that's it































































39 Comments
zombie.plant.alss 1 Nov, 2023 @ 12:05pm 
LOL!! yeah sure.
veilofnight 18 Jan, 2021 @ 9:13am 
also to clerify for new players in order to get webber
there is a chance to get "webbers skull" by killing spiders (either that or the spiders eggs i forgot ._.) it is a low chance so you will have to farm for it or just cheat it in (you can search up how to if you want to cheat it in) after you get its you need to go find a grave and dig it up, then place webbers skull into the dug up hole of the gravestone. after that he will apear, die and spawn some spiders. you dont have to servive the spiders or kill them you just need to see webber die and you have him unlocked, i hope i explained this well :P
veilofnight 18 Jan, 2021 @ 9:10am 
webber: the spider cannibal
Hex: Devour Soap 25 Dec, 2020 @ 3:48pm 
instructions unclear commit mass spider genocide
sneakysquid 20 Dec, 2020 @ 9:31pm 
Well the way to get webber was unclear, but when i got him this was quite helpful.
CEPHA 17 Dec, 2020 @ 7:46am 
yes


good
Blobby Joe 15 Dec, 2020 @ 9:51am 
Amazing description I totally know what just happened
AirRen 7 Dec, 2020 @ 10:13pm 
what's pretty much gut abut wobor: infinites glend,solk,meaet. Wait how is infinite silk helpful? gland ok,you get infinite healing.
Ice_Kraken505 2 Dec, 2020 @ 5:27pm 
very gud
ItsJustKetchup 11 Sep, 2020 @ 9:07am 
Instructions Unclear: Spider killed itself to a pig