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ACHIEVEMENT: Margarita Zone - 1 / 3

DATE ONE

Egg them on.
Go with something obscure.
Spoon Duel the Spider King
Oh yeah!
We improvised.
Let the man buy his brownies.
Remember that one time...
They seem nice.
Brownies fix everything.(edited)
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ACHIEVEMENT: Margarita Zone - 2 / 3

DATE TWO

Jesus is calming.
That's not how DJing works.
Sandra.
Start with the Lawnmower.
Running man.
Cabbage Patch.
Moonwalk.
Death drop.
Watch out for blown out flip flops.
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ACHIEVEMENT: Margarita Zone - 3 / 3

DATE THREE

Can do!
I HAD LOBSTER LAST WEEK AND I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT MORE OF YOU.
Radio Minigame
Put in both wires and paperclips. Then add nail, coin, and gum.
Wine!!
Examine cabinet.
Examine Cabinet.
Examine Drawer.
Focus on the rest of the room.
Examine Shelf
Examine photos, books, and knick-knacks.
Focus on the rest of the room.
Examine lounge.
Examine bed, floor, and side table.
Focus on the rest of the room, head back up to Joseph.
POWER FOUR.
Do you like your mysteries... hot bodied?
What's it like owning a yacht?
Long, Hard, and Full of Seamen.
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ACHIEVEMENT: Knife Dad - 1 / 3

DATE ONE

I'm just chilling"
Whiskey, straight up
Whiskey hasn't failed me yet
You with the feds?
Could you get the next round?
You know it!
This one's for you, Pappy
Of course
You betcha
Thanks for defending my honor
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ACHIEVEMENT: Knife Dad - 2 / 3

DATE TWO

Hoist that Rag, baby
Say nothing
Play along
You're lying
I'm glade you told me
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ACHIEVEMENT: Knife Dad - 3 / 3

DATE THREE

To you
He'd never convince the jury
80's reference
Go with something I know
Travelling Grifter
Working a couple short cons
Daniel McSturgiss
Ecclesiastes 12:7
Paranormal Excursions of the Supernatural: Ice Road Ghost Truckers
You trying to poison me?
Yes
Push it
Tell him what he needs to hear
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BONUS ACHIEVEMENT: BAD DAD

Sleep with Robert after meeting him. Right after leaving the bar. Go home with him.

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ACHIEVEMENT: King of Carrot Flowers - 1 / 3

DATE ONE

Yes of course I definitely know what I'm talking about
Tally ho, good sir
ASK AGAIN
ASK AGAIN!
Crowd Minigame
Try to stay ahead as much as you can. Even if the game isn't caught up. Stay ahead.
The Youths will finally accept me
Fashion
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ACHIEVEMENT: King of Carrot Flowers - 2 / 3

DATE TWO

Father John Misto
Yeah. Why not?
Show him you're not wearing a wire
Rip that golf faraway
Go with a classic
Never too late to get back into it
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ACHIEVEMENT: King of Carrot Flowers - 3 / 3

DATE THREE

I'LL DO IT!
Keyboard Minigame
I don't know how to win this. I think it's impossible.
Tomas Kalnoky
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ACHIEVEMENT: Keg-Stand Champion - 1 / 3

DATE ONE

Kids
Business
Softball
The right person will come alone eventually.
I mean...
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ACHIEVEMENT: Keg-Stand Champion - 2 / 3

DATE TWO

Go to playground
Look for clues
Interrogate Joseph
That sounds a little suspect, Joseph
No (yes)
Try to calm River down
Move to another part of the park
Go to the field
Mat and Carmensita
Check out those squirreles.
The tree
Look for clues
Interrogate River
Good cop
Move to another part of the park
Go to the woods
Look for clues
Interrogate Robert
Be the bad cop
Go deeper into the woods
Yes
Grimy brunch
Gotta threat yourself
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ACHIEVEMENT: Keg-Stand Champion - 3 / 3

DATE THREE

Such a gentleman
There won't be
Look at Craig's butt
Let's put on a show
Dunk him
CONTINUE TO GO TO THE TOP UNTIL HE SAYS HE IS DONE
I'll race you to the top
Go overboard with compliments
Hell yeah, bro
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BONUS ACHIEVEMENT: CANNONBALL

Ignore him and continue then cannonball off cliff.

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ACHIEVEMENT: Interview With the Vampire - 1 / 3

DATE ONE

Look out the window
Look at the butterflies
Pick up a book
Your home is really impressive!
Love me some word jumbles.
Thou Art the Tightest
Honeysuckle | Snapdragon (Both are Likes)
Gargoyle Minigame
Take the big piece and put it straight onto the base.
Take the chest piece (not the head) and right-click to flip it.
Put it on then take the head and straight it then plop it down.
I really admire how you handled that.
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ACHIEVEMENT: Interview With the Vampire - 2 / 3

DATE TWO

I do hope that this letter finds you in good health.
I must confess of my amateur control of the written word.
You find me in good spirits, for I felt very much the same after our last encounter.
While a strange turn of events, I found myself enamored of the situation at hand.
It would bring me great pleasure to escort you to the cinema.
Namaste,
Is everything okay?
Tell a dad joke.
Thanks.
I will use this to dry my tears for those I've lost.
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ACHIEVEMENT: Interview With the Vampire - 3 / 3

DATE THREE

Aquarium
Gotta stay positive
Bayside
Softball Field
Coffee Spoon
How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Cul-de-sac
Coffee Spoon
Cul-de-sac
Banana Bread
What flavor pizza roles are those?
Does a bat have wings?
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ACHIEVEMENT: Asiago-getter - 1 / 3

DATE ONE

I didn't like it.
Blue Nosed Wigglyfish.
Political Fish Trivia
Absolutely Not.
We can learn a great deal from mother ocean.
We don't have time for games here.
Lay down the law.
Penguin Minigame
Shoot as many hands as you can at the penguins.
Shoot the cash to the child and try to avoid the penguins.
I bribed a child.
There is nothing on earth more satisfying than a good cheese board.
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ACHIEVEMENT: Asiago-getter - 2 / 3

DATE TWO

We'll see what we can do to not hurt your feelings too bad.
Havarti Like It's 1999 (There is no bad choice with this)
Endor
Edgar Rice Burroughs
The Count of Monte Cristo
Their Mother
Hulk Hogan
Poltergeist
Dogs
Zyzzyva (a type of American weavil)
Otter
Ask Again
Ask Again
This is the coolest thing I've ever seen
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ACHIEVEMENT: Asiago-getter - 3 / 3

DATE THREE

I don't know what's happening but this is amazing.
I'm glad I'm here with you.
Create a distraction. (There is no bad choice)
Scream.
Give the crowd what they want.
Bomb Clancy (There is no bad choice)
Go for it
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ACHIEVEMENT: Soft Boy - 1 / 3

DATE ONE

Avast Ye! (No bad choice)
I know when to hold 'em.
Golf Minigame
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WIN THIS. JUST TRY YOUR BEST.
I fought valiantly and my only regret was being bested.
Ask about his daughter.
Compliment his beard.
No one can out-fish me.
This is a great oppor-tuna-ty for friendship!
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ACHIEVEMENT: Soft Boy - 2 / 3

DATE TWO

Maybe if I fall in you'll save me.
Put some bait on the hook.
Tie a knot or something.
Fishing Minigame
Try to keep an eye out on the matches. Try to find a part of the fish that is special.
Fake-out throw!
Rub that belly.
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ACHIEVEMENT: Soft Boy - 3 / 3

DATE THREE

Be honest with yourself.
Fishing Minigame:
Super simple. Just match that fish!
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BONUS ACHIEVEMENT: CATCH OF THE DAY

Try to keep an eye out on the matches. Try to find a part of the fish that is special.

Like whiskers or slender fish. Even wide mouth.

BONUS ACHIEVEMENT: DREAMIEST DADDY

If you go by this guide and date all the daddies, you receive this easily!

Who was your favorite route of them all?

I know for a fact that mine was Damien but what about you?

Who won your heart as the dreamiest daddy? Tell me in the comments!

For now, keep calm and daddy on!

p.s. If there are any mistakes or questions, comment below. Thank you!