Batman
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Vulkan 8 січ. о 13:48 
-rep SO mean in Lockdown Protocol
NugsAway 15 груд. 2024 о 0:11 
+ Rep is the true batman and manages to duke them like a boss
Vulkan 25 жовт. 2024 о 21:48 
+rep красивый профиль друг >33
Rupeedo 19 жовт. 2024 о 1:05 
- rep, dc's early
Vulkan 19 жовт. 2024 о 1:04 
-rep tunnels
Vulkan 11 верес. 2024 о 3:45 
So there's a chick in my class I like; unfortunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens us with a gun. Her 'big and tough' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one foul swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millennia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and you'll face your worst nightmare.