Don't trust this guy. After a good game of csgo, I added him because he seemed like a nice guy. We talked for the next few months and became good friends. Lots of joking, lots of gaming and most importantly a good friendship. Until one day he invited me to his house to play cs on lan. I said I would and he said he was looking forward to meeting me in real life. When I got there, he threw me against the wall and started licking my ear while choking me, and I could feel a hard ♥♥♥♥ in my leg. I punched the guy and ran out of there. Turns out this bastard is gay and he's been fooling me this whole time

dont be silly john wick can not be killed by a mere snap from something as powerless as an infinity gauntlet full of infinity stones. John wick is a true God among men. Chuck Norris got hired to take out John Wick and turned it down because he knew he was out matched. Chuck Norris never made eye contact with John Wicks dog out of fear that it might coincidently die of heart failure afterwards and he didn't want to take the blame. Chuck Norris avoids ever driving a muscle car out of fear that john wick might accuse him of car theft. Thanos ain't♥♥♥♥♥♥compared to the boogeyman. And what hell is an infinity stone to the creator of the universe? That's right the big bang was john wicks first shot. And the infinity stones are empty casings from his first revolver. That's why there are 6.

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