I draaif a Ford Hilux with Maserati wheels. It having cow leffer seets and is haffing Suzuki steering wheel. It haffing Toek Toek engine and a Dodge kannipy. Insiding of dat kannipy is a swimming poel. Den it is a indoor swimming poel. And I then Haff a waantjie with trekker taaiers and it haf windpomp on that gif water to my poel. And on dat waantjie is also de braaier so dat I ken make lekker boerewors.

orang mati kalau dibunuh, pisangnya kuning. kamu mencintaiku kontol tapi kamu tidak menelan dan menyia-nyiakan mayonaise. apakah Anda menikmati menerjemahkan ini?

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering ♥ started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥ was ripped apart by my übernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies.

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My gunsteling oom

Our Father Who AWP's in Heaven
CS be thy game
Uncase begun, them skins be won
Covert and not Mil-Spec
Give us this day a Statrak Knife
And forgive us when we rage quit
As we forgive those who aimbot
against us
And lead us not into scamnation
Undeliver us a battle scarred
Our Lord
Liamanides
Amen