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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:41pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 8:58pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 10:23pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:57pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 9:46am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:44pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 7:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:47pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:09pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:05pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 9:24pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:23pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:24pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:10pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:01pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:25pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 5:30am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:40pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:34pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 8:07pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 6:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:35pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:36pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:35am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:41pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:01pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:35pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:40pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:36pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:48pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:53pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 5:22pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:12pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2023 @ 3:01pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:35pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:21pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:25pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:05pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:49pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 2:16pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2023 @ 7:25pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:31pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2023 @ 8:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:25am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 1:25am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:44am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:26pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:16pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:07pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:02pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:12pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:49pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:51pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:35am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:00pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:46pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:29pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:27pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 6:00pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:12am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:49pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:15am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:08pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 4:43pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:40pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:52pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:29pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:57pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 5:34am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 5:38pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:11pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:57pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:26pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:01pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:03pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:22pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:04pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:00pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:05pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 9:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:10am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:13pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 6:44pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:05pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:54pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 6:03pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:09pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 2:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:45pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:37pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:28pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:44pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:20am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:10pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:32pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:40pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:42pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 4:20am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:32pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:20am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:17am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:33pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:41pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:43pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:58pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:47pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 8:35pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:42pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:38pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:53pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:05pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:21pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:48pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:52pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:22pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 4:59pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:02pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:15am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:54pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 10:11pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:51pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:05am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:23pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:33pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:59pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 1:21am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 5:46pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:58pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:29am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:23pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2024 @ 7:29pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 4:20pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:34pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:19pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 8:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:50pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 6:46pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2023 @ 7:00pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2023 @ 6:57pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 6:57pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:14am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:28pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:13pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 6:46pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 8:55pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 5:28am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:07pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 May, 2023 @ 11:06am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:10pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 5:25pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 7:18pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2024 @ 9:06pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 2:29pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:05pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 5:33am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 4:56pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 7:20pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:07pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 2:47pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 3:44pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 5:23pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 5:21am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 6:25pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 7:03pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:36pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:13pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 7:53pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:27pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 May, 2024 @ 9:31am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:35pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 8:24am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2023 @ 8:52am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:56pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:13pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 May, 2023 @ 11:29pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2024 @ 7:37pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:21pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:28pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 9:11pm



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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