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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 0:49

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 4:45

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 0:15

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Здобуто 30 лип. 2023 о 11:00

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 0:35

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 3:27

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 4:34

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Здобуто 14 лют. 2023 о 6:00

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Здобуто 15 лют. 2023 о 9:47

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Здобуто 15 лют. 2023 о 23:21

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Здобуто 20 лют. 2023 о 11:41

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Здобуто 21 лют. 2023 о 1:21

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Здобуто 20 лют. 2023 о 10:12

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Здобуто 19 лют. 2023 о 6:45

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Здобуто 12 лют. 2024 о 9:41

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Здобуто 25 верес. 2024 о 7:54

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Здобуто 18 лют. 2023 о 7:14

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Здобуто 23 лют. 2023 о 8:29

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Здобуто 25 верес. 2024 о 7:50

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Здобуто 14 лют. 2023 о 5:40

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Здобуто 25 лют. 2024 о 22:39

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Здобуто 14 лют. 2023 о 23:44

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Здобуто 9 груд. 2023 о 7:04

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Здобуто 18 лют. 2023 о 8:34

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Здобуто 26 лют. 2023 о 11:15

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 0:37

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Здобуто 15 лют. 2023 о 23:11

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Здобуто 18 лют. 2023 о 6:00

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Здобуто 12 груд. 2023 о 11:47

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Здобуто 19 лют. 2023 о 7:49

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Здобуто 21 лют. 2023 о 0:37

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Здобуто 24 лют. 2024 о 8:52

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Здобуто 24 лют. 2024 о 8:52

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Здобуто 29 лют. 2024 о 0:37

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Здобуто 28 лют. 2024 о 23:47

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Здобуто 28 лют. 2024 о 23:47

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Здобуто 16 лют. 2023 о 12:00

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 0:15

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Здобуто 23 лют. 2023 о 8:50

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Здобуто 17 лют. 2023 о 9:46

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Здобуто 16 груд. 2023 о 0:15

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Здобуто 20 лют. 2023 о 11:26

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Здобуто 25 верес. 2024 о 7:01

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Здобуто 25 верес. 2024 о 7:05

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Здобуто 18 лют. 2023 о 8:15

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 3:33

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 3:29

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 4:26

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 0:17

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Здобуто 15 лют. 2023 о 0:00

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Здобуто 13 лют. 2023 о 0:53

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Здобуто 16 лют. 2023 о 12:29

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Здобуто 23 лют. 2023 о 9:55

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Здобуто 24 лют. 2024 о 8:55

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Здобуто 15 берез. 2023 о 11:40

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Здобуто 15 лют. 2023 о 23:20

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Здобуто 25 лют. 2024 о 22:41

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Здобуто 24 лют. 2024 о 5:27

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Здобуто 24 лют. 2024 о 5:18

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Здобуто 25 верес. 2024 о 7:50

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Здобуто 15 берез. 2023 о 12:12

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Здобуто 15 берез. 2023 о 11:24

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 3:51

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Здобуто 25 верес. 2024 о 9:16

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Здобуто 10 груд. 2023 о 8:58

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Здобуто 21 лют. 2023 о 1:24

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Здобуто 6 берез. 2024 о 0:11

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Здобуто 6 берез. 2024 о 22:49

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Здобуто 8 берез. 2024 о 4:17

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Здобуто 12 берез. 2024 о 23:42

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Здобуто 13 берез. 2024 о 11:23

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Здобуто 6 берез. 2024 о 8:33

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Здобуто 26 верес. 2024 о 9:51

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 4:21

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 5:47

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Здобуто 9 берез. 2024 о 9:44

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 6:43

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 4:09

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 4:38

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 4:23

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Здобуто 27 верес. 2024 о 6:11

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Здобуто 18 лют. 2023 о 22:57

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Здобуто 18 лют. 2023 о 7:06



Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
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