I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined because I am a person with high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available with scented lemon or vanilla.

+rep nice guy

You legs gave up, they took a break,
Now all they do is sit and ache.
They once could run, jump high and twirl,
But now they’re stuck, no twist, no whirl.

They’re lazy bums, they just don’t care,
They’d rather lounge in a comfy chair.
So here you sit, legs like two logs,
Dreaming of dances with no more clogs.

Oh legs, oh legs, you lazy crew,
You had one job, just one to do!
But now you're rolling, wheels your new pride,
Guess your legs just needed a ride!

`When your legs don't work like they used to before``- Ed Sheeran

+REP AAAAABBBBAAAA

+rep Vi började spela wingman ihop, då jag inte har så många vänner la jag till honom som vän på steam. Vilket kan ha varit det största misstaget jag gjort. Han började skriva saker som ``kom och spela min lilla slaka bög runkare`` och ``Jag är egntligen tjej så vi kan ha sex på ett naturligt sätt``. Jag höll på att spy, efter några veckor av hetsigt skrivande knackade det på dörren hos mormor. Han går in och SÄTTER PÅ henne. Morfar försökt fly men hann ej undan.