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Recent reviews by Alucard™

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
43.4 hrs on record
1. I decided to build a tree shelter.
2. I asked Kelvin to gather logs for me.
3. He just cut down the tree that I built the tree shelter from.

Good game! 100/10.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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313.3 hrs on record (312.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Teammates left me in a room, saw a deformed child running at me and disappear, spent the next five minutes sitting in a corner with a crucifix. Highly recommend.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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270 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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49.9 hrs on record
Imagine you're working in a 9-5 corporate job, you're done with your work, you come back home, log onto Steam, see your games list for 5 seconds, buy a game on sale that you're never going to play and then switch off your PC and go to a bar. While having a drink, you think of the good times when games used to be fun and authentic. But then you tell yourself, the problem isn't the games, its you. "Its not that games aren't fun anymore, you have gotten older".

And then I play Witcher 3. And suddenly I can't wait to get myself home after work. Do you have any idea how precious that feeling is ? The feeling that you are actually immersed in the protagonist' shoes. I find myself in anticipation and excitement for the new adventures that are waiting for me, I think while driving back home...."Where is this story headed ? What new places and characters I will meet ?" And lets not talk about the characters. I thought myself as a guy who's dead on the inside and somehow these characters made me laugh, chuckle and empathise at the same time. I haven't felt these feelings for a game since 2008 when I played games such as Final Fantasy 12, Metal Gear Solid 3. Was I wrong to think that I was the problem and not the gaming industry that's shelling out mediocre AAA games with no memorable characters or storyline ?

And I got this game for 3$. 3$ !! And that includes the DLC ! I honestly feel I looted these amazing devs. And I paid twice for games that are not even worth playing. 23 hours in and I still haven't scratched the surface of the story. The side quests are actually fun. I find myself doing the side quests more because its feels like I am watching another episode of the "Witcher 3 TV show". I love this open world, I actually take my time wandering around and exploring every nook and cranny. I haven't done this since GTA San Andreas. I look at some distant island or mountain that I find interesting and I decide to just walk there just for the fun of it. That's how beautiful this Open World this. This is Open World game done right.

Thank you CD Projekt Red. You guys are a gem. I know its 5 years late and I don't know why it took me 5 years to play this, but better late than never.
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
180.5 hrs on record
There are demon cats that you can pet. Spinny Little turtle dudes, BIG milker cat girl 10/10
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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56 people found this review helpful
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4.4 hrs on record
Best friend loved this game, played it with him a couple of times. Haven't Really played without him.

Rest easy, brother. We'll continue in the next life
Posted 23 December, 2024.
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52.2 hrs on record (42.1 hrs at review time)
Great,Beautiful game probably my favorite game ngl i got it platinum on ps5 and now i need a few more achievements on pc to get the 100% this game doesn't get boring. For me at least, I Love this game
Posted 11 April, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
664.0 hrs on record (657.7 hrs at review time)
Do devs listen? No.
Is the game fun? sometimes
Is the game balanced? No
Is the community toxic? Yes
Will i continue to play? Yes
Posted 12 March, 2024. Last edited 23 December, 2024.
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