Don Ladder's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 8:42am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:03am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2022 @ 4:02am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:52am

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 10:41am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 3:36am

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:54pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 11:09am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 1:20am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:19am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 11:14pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 5:38am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:24am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 18 Jun, 2022 @ 12:27am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 9:18am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 9:57am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 4:20am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:27am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 14 Feb, 2024 @ 9:10am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Unlocked 9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:44am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 11:23pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 10:13pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:49am

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 12 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 3 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 4:16am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 6:19am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Unlocked 7 Jul, 2022 @ 3:26am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 5 Jul, 2022 @ 5:07am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 12:05am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 4:35am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?