Gorilla In The Attic
New South Wales, Australia
 
 
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KirkyyWirky 24 Jun, 2024 @ 8:06am 
I've been taking 30mg Zinc for about a month now and if I even hear a woman my ♥♥♥♥ starts thrashing around like a greyhound in a cage before a race, i ♥♥♥♥ you not I've got so much gumption in my truncheon i could slam it clean through a stud wall and impregnate every occupant of the next room, even the men folk.
Thanks to Zinc I've done so much ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife's nethers looks like a punched lasagna, I had to do the ultimate gentleman move and shag her up the jacksy to give her a coochie a break but even that finally gave in on me. Honestly shes been howling like a bulldog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a pinecone, And the ♥♥♥, I didn't even tell you about the ♥♥♥, My cane sugar be firing out like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jet washer it stripped the paint right off the master bedroom and left a divot in the plasterboard.
Thanks Zinc
KirkyyWirky 1 Nov, 2022 @ 1:13am 
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KirkyyWirky 1 Sep, 2022 @ 7:00am 
*moans aggressively in your ear*
KirkyyWirky 20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:43am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.