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In fact, if you open this message, you'll get a delicious and easy Mug Cupcake recipe!

Imagine: you are at home, you find only one egg, and suddenly bam - an irresistible desire comes to make something sweet. And here it is - salvation! You cook in 2 minutes, bake in 3, and here it is, your cupcake, begins to bubble and grow in the mug like a magical creation! Then he will shrink a little, grab hold and say - “yes, I’m here, ready to satisfy your sweet desire!” The main thing is not to overdry it in the microwave - it does not like hardness!
Step 1: Mix flour, sugar and cocoa.
Step 2: Add the egg.
Step 3: Add butter (preferably melted) and milk, then add baking powder.
Step 4: Mix the mixture thoroughly with a whisk; the dough should not be thick.
Step 5: Place in a mug, filling it 1/2 full. Set the microwave to maximum power (750 W was enough for me) and leave the container for 3 minutes. The mass will begin to rapidly rise above the mug, after some time it will fall.

Well, what can I say, bon appetit, don’t deny yourself the pleasure!
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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Let's make pancakes with kefir!

What you will need:
- 1 testicle
- 2 spoons of sugar
- A pinch of salt
- Half a teaspoon of soda
- 500 ml kefir 2.5%
- 200 g flour

And here's what we need to do:

1. Break an egg in a bowl, add sugar and salt. Beat the whole thing with a mixer until smooth.
2. Little by little add soda, kefir and flour. Mix everything carefully so that there are no lumps.
3. Let the dough puff for 10-15 minutes so that the flour swells.
4. Heat a frying pan with oil over medium heat.
5. Using a spoon, place the dough into the frying pan, forming pancakes with a diameter of 8-10 cm.
6. Fry the pancakes on both sides until golden crisp.
7. Place the finished pancakes on a paper towel to get rid of excess fat.
8. Serve the pancakes hot, sprinkled with powdered sugar, honey, jam or fresh fruit.

Bon appetit!
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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До того как я начал играть в доту, я был обычным изгоем. Меня никто не любил и не уважал, меня обходили стороной. Все изменилось в один момент, я решил поиграть в доту.
Проходили дни, недели, месяца у меня отрасли волосы и я стал походить на ♥♥♥♥♥♥ одуванчик. Я стал слушать Кишлака, Shadowraze, Килджо, quiizzzmeow и других отбросов общества. Я уже не представлял игру на Shadow Fiend без песен zxcursed и без песни juggernaut (Prod.by PLVSTIC) играя на джагере. Я стал реже выходить на улицу так как теперь меня стали пиздеть когда я только выходил из дома. Я стал безвкусно одеваться и купил ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ кота Курседа за 50 баксов. Но есть и минусы.
У меня появись девушка, она постоянно попадает в ЛП и руинит мне пкд катки везде где можно. Заставляет играть, смотреть тупые сериалы и читать книги вместе. Кр спасибо Курседу благодаря тебе я наконец решился на харакири. Ставлю доте и песням zxcursed 10 из 10. Спасибо, что не был в моем детстве
Posted 23 November, 2023. Last edited 1 December, 2024.
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