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Mr. Chippytits and the Ritual of the Sweets
It was a normal day in the classroom. Mr. Chippytits and his faithful companion, Mr. Loreton, sat at their benches and worked together. Their collaboration was, as usual, filled with small talk and laughter, but something would soon break the everyday calm.

Mr. Chippytits had just come back from recess with a bag of lollipops in hand. The bag's colorful contents glinted in the classroom's fluorescent lights, and a faint scent of synthetic fruit flavor wafted through the air.

Mr. Loreton, who was already a little hungry, couldn't take his eyes off the bag. His gaze became more and more intense, and his eyes sparkled with longing. Mr. Chippytits, who had a sixth sense for such things, noticed it immediately.

"Do you want a pacifier?" asked Mr. Chippytits with a playful tone and a mysterious smile that could make any teacher wonder what he was planning.

Mr. Loreton's eyes widened like saucers. "Yes," he said without hesitation, a childlike glee shining through.

But Mr Chippytits was not known for making things easy. He leaned forward with little trouble, his large, mysterious eyes boring into Mr. Loreton's soul.

"If you want a pacifier," said Mr. Chippytits slowly, "you must first say: gogo gaga."

Mr. Loreton, surprised but determined to get his treat, stared back into Mr. Chippytit's eyes. A second of hesitation followed, but his desire for the sweet taste overcame his pride.

"Gogo gaga," said Mr. Loreton, in a serious tone as if he had just taken an oath.

Mr. Chippytits nodded in satisfaction. He picked up one of the brightly colored pacifiers, held it like a trophy, and with ceremonious care he thundered it into Mr. Loreton's jaw.

"Well done, my friend," said Mr. Chippytits, a broad smile spreading across his face.

Mr. Loreton chewed on the pacifier like it was the best thing he had ever eaten, and the classroom was filled with their happy laughter.

From that day on Mr Chippytits and Mr Loreton remained inseparable, bound by friendship, humor and a love of lollipops. And they lived happily ever after.