Recent reviews by just a potato (not GLaDOS)

learn how to count to 10 not angry to this game

喔沙威瑪 喔沙威瑪
非常好健身遊戲 使我手部肌腱旋轉

史詩級肉鴿遊戲我會永遠追隨你

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Game play}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good (Gets repetitive overtime)
☐ It‘s just game play
☐ Meh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑☑ Salty people
☑ Human


---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi stuff
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulty}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about skins/hats
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level (Guns drop slowly)
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☐ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☑ Good (BUT not part of the game and not mentioned anyway in game)
☐ Lovely
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free! (Only for a limited time just google on how to get it)
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Only if it is on a sale
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☑ Can get annoying
☐ Fallout 76
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{Hotel}---
☑ Trivago

廢寢忘食的玩
日夜顛倒的玩
真的好玩一直玩
像個神金一樣的玩
大拇指 史詩級精神時光屋!!!

你這輩子算是完了，完全符合。常年玩鬥陣特攻2的人大都目光呆滯，極度自卑，且智商逐年下降，最後完全淪為傻子。玩鬥陣特攻2會破壞身體結構，引發各種不治之症。人一但开始玩鬥陣特攻2就說明這人的智慧品行樣貌通通都是下等，這輩子只能在陰溝裡苟延殘喘。玩鬥陣特攻2的玩家具有强烈的反社會倾向。對治安稳定造成破壞危害正常人的生命........
以上是我朋友在玩完鬥陣後說的話，請各位好好保護自己遠離這遊戲。

好玩到我要尿出來了
愛來自高壓水槍

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