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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 10:40am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:52am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 5:29am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 4:15am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:20am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 4:26am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 5:06am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:10am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 10:33am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 3:24am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 22 Jul, 2022 @ 2:47am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:09am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 5:53am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:46am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2022 @ 9:05am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 8:15am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 12:51am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2022 @ 4:56am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 2:38am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 3:05am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:37am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:52am

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 10:04am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:24am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 10:28am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:39am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 1:25am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 4:18am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 8:07am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 9:38am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 3:58am



Pimped!

That really does it.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?