I've heard shoving things up your ass is quite painful so you might want to start with something small like your intelligence and build up to bigger things like your ego

Your Hitler X Stalin fan-fiction was masterfully written, the 15 page long sex scene near the end was rather unexpected, but was beautifully descriptive and detailed, and it wrapped up the Stalin's and Adolf's story really well. I was really impressed with your work and just wanted to let you know. I eagerly await for your next release on Wattpad, you clearly have untapped potential and a vastly creative mind. Looking forward for your next Fan-fics!