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2 people found this review helpful
26.7 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
rip ray liotta
Posted 5 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.7 hrs on record
Sorry babe. I'm an ambitious girl, and you're just small-time.
Posted 3 January.
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85.5 hrs on record
medalha
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
4.4 hrs on record
this game predicting the future was not in my 2024 bingo card
Posted 13 July, 2024.
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1.4 hrs on record
Numa aventura caótica e insana de tentar limpar o meu backlog da steam, aegis defenders é o primeiro jogo que não posso recomendar.
Nem me lembro quando ou onde comprei o jogo, embora provavelmente tenha visto há já algum tempo, numa loja paralela, uma promoção que não poderia perder. No entanto, ao fim de uma hora de gameplay, o jogo não desenvolveu e era sempre o mesmo loop de gameplay: mata uns bichos, vai até x sitio, defende x sitio de x ondas de bichos; Sem qualquer diversão ou mudança, além dos inimigos, o jogo tornou-se numa tarefa autónoma e desanimadora, que pelo menos a mim, me impediu de jogar o jogo até ao fim.
Posted 8 July, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
6.3 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
this happened to my friend once
Posted 4 April, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
5.0 hrs on record
Some of my takes might be salty due to me beating the game just some minutes before writing this, but I in all seriousness cannot recommend the game to anyone that isn't a masochist.
For starters, the only motive I had to start playing this was because the videos I used to watch some years ago about it were very fun, and the game is in fact fun, won't lie, but only for the first minutes because by the time you're in the fourth level or so the game is so repetitive and frustrating that you won't get any fun while playing it. It wouldn't be so bad if it stayed repetitive, but the devs tried to make some levels that are different and completely failed, like the moving platform and the moving laser wall, one that takes forever to end, and the other where you're running from a wall faster than you and leaves absolutely zero window for mistakes and you cannot turn a lot in that level to get away from the blades, or you're gonna get caught by the wall, I gotta say it probably was my favourite level, no sarcasm at all.
With others problems like being horribly optimized, the game has some pros like the soundtrack that features great songs and the aesthetic and atmosphere of the game which is very unique and well made.
So for all the reasons mentioned above, I cannot recommend this to everybody but rather to those who enjoy having pain and suffering in a platforming game.
Posted 24 March, 2024.
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7.2 hrs on record
this was great but oh well, time to navigate the seven seas to play the sequel
Posted 20 January, 2024.
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3.5 hrs on record
descolado pra dedéu
Posted 19 January, 2024.
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26 people found this review helpful
10 people found this review funny
63.4 hrs on record (36.1 hrs at review time)
arrependo-me por completo de ter comprado este cagalhão mascarado de jogo
70 paus para uma merda que tem um input lag que te faz perder contra qualquer roto se tiveres a mais de 60fps e ainda para mais nem consegue guardar as definições, cada vez que o jogo fecha lá vou eu ter que por os comandos alternativos e mudar as camaras e o caralho
o tempo passa e o jogo continua uma merda e eu vou continuar a jogar porque sou um atrasadinho masoquista
se quiseres manter a sanidade mantem te longe desta merda que finge ser um jogo
e mais
ainda tem aquele launcher de merda da ea que puta que pariu

edit:
ide jogar o fifa 16 melhor escolha que eu fiz
Posted 12 November, 2023. Last edited 27 November, 2023.
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