I'd do very inappropriate things to this man. Any place, any time, all he needs to do is hmu <3 *winks at you*

farming, really? a man of your talents?

Recently I started to like covering myself in Harumachi Clover and farming. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all pp from every Harumachi Clover I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of pp. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and…mmm, pour all the maps into the bathtub. And then I farm really hard, imagining that I’m being devoured by all the pp. All in all, I think, that pp has its own mind, each Harumachi Clover has its own family, place, feelings, farmers. We shouldn’t just farm them, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them and add HDDT at any difficulty in Harumachi Clover maps… And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into pp, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into this precious pp, even the sky, Peppy himself.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.