da_cellan_fan
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KCV 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:03pm 
this man once ate a baby
like we where is a Walmart buying risk and a child approached him and he just casually unhinged his jaw and swallowed the child whole and then we continued shopping like nothing happen i was to afraid to ask him so we just drove home is silence
lil.STICKYTOWEL 28 Apr, 2021 @ 3:32am 
Hi da_cellan_fan

I Wanted to reach out to you following this morning's class. i really appreciated your contributions to our discussion, but felt that i should follow up with you.

I noticed that, during class, you appeared to consume an entire chocolate cake. Normally i would never be one to police my students eating habits, but i reviewed the class recording and you finished the whole thing in 43 seconds. i'm pretty sure i watched you unhinge your jaw like some kind of a snake.

is everything going okay at home? is your jaw okay? Please let me know i can be of any support.
Jackskin 7 Apr, 2021 @ 10:45pm 
Hello there friend I don't know if you know me but I certainly know you. Did you know that me and your Mom used to do it back in the day? Crazy, right? Me and your Mom used to get in bed and take off our shirts and shoes until she could see my big 16 incher hawg and I could see her coin slot and her two big juicy twinsies. She'd always whisper the most erotic things in my ear and I always got to feel her thick moist tiddies.She asked me what I would do to her if she was drunk and I relied and said,b itch, if you were drunk,I would f ucking r4pe you! Then we started in our little game of tussle and whoever could suck on the other first got a free taste of the other ones milk.I loved her milk.It tasted like a sweet milky glaze mixed with a nice crisp breeze from Heaven.God those were such good times.Your Mom was always one Hell of a sucker.Boy those were the days. Eventually I got arrested for drunk driving and couldn't f uck your mother no more but DAMN will I never forget those days!'