After a good game in Fortnite, I added him because he seemed like a chill guy. We started chatting, and over the next few months, we became close. Lots of laughs, late-night duos, and Victory Royales. True bromance. I invited him over for a Fortnite session IRL. He said he was down, and I was hyped to finally meet my duo partner.

When he arrived, he pushed me against the wall and whispered, "You ready to get clapped?" before licking my earlobe and grinding his hard pump shotgun against my thigh. Shocked, I hit him with a clean 200 pump IRL. Turns out he was looking for more than duos. Don’t trust this guy.

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