To the woefully inadequate foes, you got flipping popped.

Alas, your pitiful performance has left me sorely disappointed. Your feeble attempts at resistance have proven nothing more than a mockery of true valor. It is a pity that you could not muster the strength or skill to defend your pride and honor.

Regrettably unimpressive.

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