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➜ My ranks
⚡️ - Silver 1 ✔️
⚡️ - Silver 2 ✔️
⚡️ - Silver 3 ✔️
⚡️ - Silver 4 ✔️
⚡️ - Silver Elite ✔️
⚡️ - Silver Elite Master ✔️
⚡️ - Nova⭐️ ✔️
⚡️ - Nova⭐️⭐️ ✔️
⚡️ - Nova⭐️⭐️⭐️✔️ <--- I need to play here sorry (GF noob)
⚡️ - Nova⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️✔️

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+REP [ Predau lectii de CS:GO la preturi acceptabile, se accepta: droguri ( doar cantitati mari ), bautura ( doar Krug Rose si Moet ). Cursul va cuprinde o gama larga de tactici ar fi:
- sa faci spray cu deagle;
-sa impresionezi domn'soarele cu p90u';
-bulanul intentionat;
-dezamorsarea bombei cu smoke-ul, uneori te pierzi prin el si nu mai gasesti bomba, insa nu-i stres;
-aruncare cu efect a flash-ului, uneori nici tu nu-l vezi unde se duce, ba chiar il IEI SI TU ;
-tragerea cu awp in functie de conditiile meteo, in caz de furtuna poti doar sa te rogi la zei;
Tot aici vei invata:
-incurajari in rusa ar fi cyka blyat, idi nahui, kurwa si multe altele;
-sa dai tot timpul vina pe restul colegilor;
-cand mori, incepi sa scoti sunete feroce care o sa-i sperie pe coechipieri si sigur meciul este ca si castigat...
+ Multe alte secrete.
La sfarsitul cursului vei fi certificat din start ca un Global Elite !

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS matches and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard d.i.c.k. push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!