hulking off

say the slur

+rep sztywny gicior

initiate the thinning.

funcle fapping

druncle starvation

uncle starving

got high on gangnam style

senior gaming

no pebble...?

-rep killer baby why me camp?

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do! And so do I.
Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?
For a substantial fee, and I do mean substantial, you and your loved ones can vanish. Untraceable.
I want it in a money order and make it out to Ice Station Zebra Associates. That's my loan out. It's totally legit … it's done just for tax purposes. After that we can discuss Visa or Mastercard, but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask, all right?
You're a high-risk client. You're gonna need the deluxe service. It's gonna cost you.
If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.
I never should have let my dojo membership run out.
Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.
As to your dead guy, occupational hazard. Drug dealer getting shot? I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's been known to happen.
Don't drink and drive, but if you do, call me.

+rep big ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me silly ;)

+rep, cute Legion <3

+rep masterful gambut

crack addict..... more like CRACK A D!CKK!!!!!!

this is my second head

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to all my fellow morbheads, I am proud to announce I have seen Morbius in theaters 20 morbillions times... morbius is undoubtably one of the movies of all time. come back every time to hear John Morbius say "It's Morbin time"; get's my blood morbin

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morbius vampire, morbius sweep
morbius thoughtful, morbius deep
morbius disturbing, morbius creep
morbius at the window, morbius peep
morbius shearing his morbius sheep
morbius clearance, morbius cheap
morbius crying, morbius weep
doing parkour, morbius leap
morbius down a hill so steep
morbius obtains, morbius keep

No i won’t go out with you, because you are not him.

He’s hot, he’s nocturnal and has a smile that morbs your senses.

You are basic he’s morbius, and i bet he knows how to rim.

So i ghost you, and head to the cave where i walk in the dark instead of going w u home—your home with all of those fences.

“Morbed to meet you” a sound above me calls, i look up and i see his red eyes glows.

I tell him “ah! I found you!” My morbi-puss is hot and wet.

He jumps at me, a wooosh and im on my back, i think i just hit a rock.

But I don’t care. I made it all this way for that Morbius….

Time.