Mom: Go play with the neighbours kid

The neighbours kid:

balls to the walls

I got 2450% more Zeus kills than the average CS player so far in 2023. Walk around my corner again I dare you. #LeetifyRecap https://leetify.com/progress-report/2023/h1/76561198931083902

Happy B day jou lelike ding

𝕴𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖈𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝖆 𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖛𝖆𝖑𝖚𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖙, 𝖒𝖞 𝖋𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖓𝖉? 𝕬𝖓𝖉 𝖚𝖘𝖚𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝖎𝖙 𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖊𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖗 𝖙𝖔𝖔 𝖋𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖑𝖆𝖙𝖊.

After a good game of CS:GO he added me because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS:GO and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a lOCAL LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. He lives in Pretoria.

When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I grabbed him and said surprise flip\flop Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.