Me: Yo, what kind of monitor do you use?
Hawk: **Punches my baby sister in the face**
Me: Bro what the ♥♥♥♥, that was my baby sister?!
Hawk: **Spits on a disabled war veteran**
Me: Dude really?? He fought for our country??
Hawk: **Loses an easy ass 1v1 retake on match point**
Me: Okay I 100% expected that to happen

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard Bulge push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. dont trust this man